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MyGodWearsAHoodie
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« on: June 06, 2008, 06:34:01 pm »
There has been a complaint that I am not fulfilling my troll duties and taking enough barbs.

A young boy was taken into the care of social services after his first grade teacher notice he had injuries on his arms and legs.  He explained that he had been beaten by his dad.

The young lad is in court and the judge orders that he be placed in the custody of his mom (who is divorced from the boys father).

The boy yells.  "Noooooo" The judge asks why.  The boy explains that his mother beats him even more than his dad. 

The judge says then, "well then how about your grandmother".  The boy responses, "she beats me the worse of all of them."

The judge then asks "how about your aunt."  The boys says, "no, she beats me too"

The judge is getting frustrated and asks the boy who would you like to live with then.  The boy responds.  "The Miami Dolphins"  "Why?" asks the judge.  The boy explains, "they can't beat anybody"

(I meant to put this  in anti-fins, not around the NFL, sorry)
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2008, 07:15:09 pm »
Gee, I haven't heard that joke since 1978.  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2008, 08:08:59 pm »
Quote from: MyGodWearsAHoodie on June 06, 2008, 06:34:01 pm
There has been a complaint that I am not fulfilling my troll duties and taking enough barbs.
The person who filed that complaint can have use of the gallows right after you.   Wink
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2008, 08:38:31 pm »
^^^ maybe it was more of an observation than a complaint..... Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2008, 11:28:25 am »
Quote from: MyGodWearsAHoodie on June 06, 2008, 06:34:01 pm
(I meant to put this  in anti-fins, not around the NFL, sorry)

Glad I could be of assistance...
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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2008, 11:44:52 am »
^^^ thank you.
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2008, 02:23:19 pm »
old...........
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2008, 08:09:57 pm »
*YAWN*  I'm getting bored with that one, Hoodie.
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2008, 10:47:44 pm »


Tom Brady , Bill Belichick  and a few other New England Patriots were Having a Barbecue at the beach.  Tom decides to get a small game of flag football going on the sand.  A family cat from another family enjoying the beach strolls over To Bill Belichick who is observing the game from a lounge chair.  The cat starts to Kick sand all over Bill who gets furious and yells at the family to come get their feline.  The owner of the cat runs over and quickly apologizes to Bill.  He says............I'm sorry sir. Its not his fault , its in his pedigree. Every time he sees a piece of shit he tries to cover it up............... Grin
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2008, 01:17:51 am »
Q: How did Tom Brady know Bill Belichick's wife was on the rag?
A: Becuase Bills  dick tasted funny.



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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2008, 06:11:27 pm »
Q:  WHERE'S THE SAFEST PLACE TO GO IN MIAMI DURING A TORNADO?

A:  DOLPHIN STADIUM.  THEY NEVER GET A TOUCHDOWN THERE.
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2008, 12:43:15 am »
Giants - 17

Patriots - 14

funniest joke of all....HAHAHAHAHA...its still funny.
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