MyGodWearsAHoodie
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« on: June 06, 2008, 06:34:01 pm » |
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There has been a complaint that I am not fulfilling my troll duties and taking enough barbs.
A young boy was taken into the care of social services after his first grade teacher notice he had injuries on his arms and legs. He explained that he had been beaten by his dad.
The young lad is in court and the judge orders that he be placed in the custody of his mom (who is divorced from the boys father).
The boy yells. "Noooooo" The judge asks why. The boy explains that his mother beats him even more than his dad.
The judge says then, "well then how about your grandmother". The boy responses, "she beats me the worse of all of them."
The judge then asks "how about your aunt." The boys says, "no, she beats me too"
The judge is getting frustrated and asks the boy who would you like to live with then. The boy responds. "The Miami Dolphins" "Why?" asks the judge. The boy explains, "they can't beat anybody"
(I meant to put this in anti-fins, not around the NFL, sorry)
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« Last Edit: June 06, 2008, 06:39:26 pm by MyGodWearsAHoodie »
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2008, 02:23:19 pm » |
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old...........
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2008, 08:09:57 pm » |
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*YAWN* I'm getting bored with that one, Hoodie.
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