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« Reply #60 on: June 30, 2008, 04:14:38 pm »
Forget Cali and NY. Illinois is crazy strict!!
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« Reply #61 on: June 30, 2008, 06:45:22 pm »
Quote from: Sunstroke on June 30, 2008, 01:47:12 pm
No, no, no...the propecy clearly states that the earthquakes and locusts come when Joe Tex achieves true happiness. We're safe for now. Wink




So if some madman wanted to end the world all he would have to do is get JTex a hooker?
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« Reply #62 on: June 30, 2008, 06:48:16 pm »
Quote from: bsmooth on June 30, 2008, 06:45:22 pm
So if some madman wanted to end the world all he would have to do is get JTex a hooker?

Ah, young acolyte...the prophecy wouldn't make the end of mankind so easy. All a prostitute would do for Joe (other than gargling his cubes for an extra $20) is give him some temporary fleeting satisfaction, not true happiness.


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« Reply #63 on: June 30, 2008, 06:53:03 pm »
Quote from: Sunstroke on June 30, 2008, 06:48:16 pm
Ah, young acolyte...the prophecy wouldn't make the end of mankind so easy. All a prostitute would do for Joe (other than gargling his cubes for an extra $20) is give him some temporary fleeting satisfaction, not true happiness.




How then do we know when he is close to reaching nirvana?
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« Reply #64 on: June 30, 2008, 09:02:39 pm »
Quote from: Sunstroke on June 30, 2008, 06:48:16 pm
All a prostitute would do for Joe (other than gargling his cubes for an extra $20) is give him some temporary fleeting satisfaction, not true happiness.
Regardless of whether the source of your humor is wisdom or experience, you are a funny man.
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« Reply #65 on: June 30, 2008, 10:50:39 pm »
Quote from: bsmooth on June 30, 2008, 06:53:03 pm
How then do we know when he is close to reaching nirvana?

You can come out of the bomb shelter...it's never going to happen.

Quote from: run_to_win on June 30, 2008, 09:02:39 pm
Regardless of whether the source of your humor is wisdom or experience, you are a funny man.

Isn't one the product of the other?

...and thanks. Wink
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« Reply #66 on: July 01, 2008, 01:54:41 am »
Quote from: Sunstroke on June 30, 2008, 10:50:39 pm
Isn't one the product of the other?
Well, yeah ... but I was trying not to out you.

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All a prostitute would do for Joe (other than gargling his cubes for an extra $20) is give him some temporary fleeting satisfaction, not true happiness.
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« Reply #67 on: July 01, 2008, 09:22:58 am »
Quote from: bsmooth on June 30, 2008, 06:45:22 pm
So if some madman wanted to end the world all he would have to do is get JTex a hooker?

Great.  Instead of normal Jtex rants now we would have to deal with Jtex with crabs and chlamydia rants.  Good call.
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