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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2008, 06:28:41 pm »
Quote from: Buddhagirl on August 28, 2008, 06:19:36 pm
Along with Dave and others, I forgot that I did get sex ed in school. I think it was around middle school.

I think in 5th grade we watched a baby chick hatch from an egg.  In 6th grade they started talking about humans. 
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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2008, 06:29:49 pm »
Am I the only one that learned the ways from porn!? No talk with mom or sex ed, that I can remember, but the sex scenes in 80s movies were awesome!  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2008, 08:20:57 pm »
Quote from: MyGodWearsAHoodie on August 28, 2008, 06:16:16 pm
You scored a college girl at age 13.  Way to go man. 

LOL...nah, she was older (15), but not "that" old. Our community college had open swimming pool hours for the local kids during the summer, and she was visiting her grandparents from down in the valley (phoenix). The greenhouse was right behind the pool, so it was a matter of convenience.
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« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2008, 10:23:49 pm »
'Intro to Sex' - 5th grade
'Hardcore Sex Explained' - 9th grade
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« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2008, 02:26:36 am »
Quote from: GUATARICCAN on August 28, 2008, 06:29:49 pm
Am I the only one that learned the ways from porn!? No talk with mom or sex ed, that I can remember, but the sex scenes in 80s movies were awesome!  Grin

Nope, you aint the only one!   Grin
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« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2008, 09:52:34 am »
I bloomed really early and natural girl things happened before I had "the talk" which forced my mom to have "the talk" with me.  It was VERY uncomfortable at the time, but she was really open and honest so that was good.  My Dad tried to have the talk with me while watching a sox game and he said "Katie there's birds and bees." and I said "I know Daddy." and he said "good, I'm glad we talked."  That was about it. 
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« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2008, 09:58:42 am »
I got the talk in increments, but never the whole sit-down.  Over the course of a few months, I guess, I got the whole story.
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« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2008, 10:10:51 am »
Quote from: BoSoxGrl on August 29, 2008, 09:52:34 am
I bloomed really early and natural girl things happened before I had "the talk" which forced my mom to have "the talk" with me.  It was VERY uncomfortable at the time, but she was really open and honest so that was good.  My Dad tried to have the talk with me while watching a sox game and he said "Katie there's birds and bees." and I said "I know Daddy." and he said "good, I'm glad we talked."  That was about it. 

I think my mom did the talk early because girlie things were happening early.

Dad? Talk? HA HA HA that'd be the day
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« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2008, 10:20:55 am »
Quote from: StL FinFan on August 28, 2008, 05:33:33 pm
I am trying to figure out when I should have this talk with my kids.

Probably the sooner the better. 

The sex education movement began by an English Bishop after he eulogized a girl who had committed suicide. 

We know from her suicide note that the reason she took her own life was she was convinced she was dying from a dreadful disease.  She was in pain and bleeding internally.  The reason she knew she was bleeding in internally is because  for two days blood had been coming out of her vagina.   

The changes a child's body goes thru as they become an adult are pretty scary if you know what is happening.  If you don't know what is happening they can freak out someone particularly girls. 
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« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2008, 10:26:29 am »
As a father I'd just like to say that this is not a talk I'm looking forward to having with my child(ren).
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« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2008, 10:37:23 am »
Quote from: StL FinFan on August 28, 2008, 05:33:33 pm
I am trying to figure out when I should have this talk with my kids.

Towards the beginning of 5th grade, my wife took a day off of work to spend with my girls.  She had the talk during lunch at a park.  They had lots of questions but she didn't over answer them ... if you know what I mean.  She gave them the basic outline and let them lead from there.  Now they are open to asking more questions in an open environment and we answer them. Some things about cycles and stuff I do have to defer but it has actually has worked out prety well.
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« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2008, 11:38:33 am »
^ That is great that you and your wife keep an open line with your girls.  Mr. StL and I hope to do the same.
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« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2008, 11:45:33 am »
  My Mom never brought it up, and my Dad tried to bring it up in the car on the way home from school one day.  I don't exactly remember how or what triggered that conversation.  By that time though, I pretty much knew everything I had to know, so it was a pretty short conversation.
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« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2008, 11:46:04 am »
Quote from: CF DolFan on August 29, 2008, 10:37:23 am
Towards the beginning of 5th grade, my wife took a day off of work to spend with my girls.  She had the talk during lunch at a park.  They had lots of questions but she didn't over answer them ... if you know what I mean.  She gave them the basic outline and let them lead from there.  Now they are open to asking more questions in an open environment and we answer them. Some things about cycles and stuff I do have to defer but it has actually has worked out prety well.

That's exactly how I hope to handle things, CF.  
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