All men should know (redux)

[Brian Fein]

I bet 90% of the people on here can't back up a boat trailer.

[StL FinFan]

I don't own a boat, so it's not a necessary skill.

[pintofguinness14]

I bet 90% of the people on here can't back up a boat trailer.

Will you let me try with your boat?

[Brian Fein]

sure. right after you buy it from me.

[pintofguinness14]

sure. right after you buy it from me.

Let me see if I can get a loan...

[simeon]

I am going to have to use my get out of jail card as I don't drink or gamble.

I know you had shoot a gun, but a man should know how to hunt(Though I don't do it anymore)
He should be able to answer a telephone, or its a great excuse not to call her back.
All red blooded men should be dolphin fans, no excuses.
All men should avoid being seen in a fashion bug, and caught in a best buy.
All men should cheat on their bowling scores.
Every man should drive a car over 100 mph.
we should never ever make doctors appointments for ourselves.
If we go grocery shopping we should never have a list, as thats not cool.
we should all catch an extremely large fish, but it got away.
we should invent gps for our car keys and especially the remote control.
we all should own a dog named killer or Tyson.
we all should have 300 plus channels on tv, that we only watch sports on during the weekend.
we all should be professional carpenters who end up in the ER after we hit our thumb with hammer.
we all should have our own cool nick name, like Big Daddy Cool or something.
We all should have a sense of humor, because I am joking and you are wasting your time reading this.

[Dolphin-UK]

I guess there are two on the list I can't do.....

- I can't lead a slow dance as far as I am aware

- I have never fired a gun other than an air rifle, i've held plenty of unloaded guns, and I think I have a pretty good idea on how I would fire one, but I've never fired one so have no comprehension of what to expect.

[CF DolFan]

I bet 90% of the people on here can't back up a boat trailer.

I bet all the rednecks and joe six-packs can!!! 

[Phishfan]

I bet all the rednecks and joe six-packs can!!! 

That accounts for you, me, & B. 

[bsfins]

Yep..I can back a boat,and a 53' Trailer also....

Wasn't The ability to tell a joke..in your first inclination of this list?

[Frimp]

I can do all of those except ordering wine. Wine is wine to me. I do know how to open a bottle though.

As for backing up a trailer, I can but it takes me a little while. 

[Tenshot13]

I bet 90% of the people on here can't back up a boat trailer.

Glad I'm in that 10%

I bet all the rednecks and joe six-packs can!!!  Grin

Yeeeeeeeehaaaawwww....gitterd unson 

[Sunstroke]

Yep..I can back a boat,and a 53' Trailer also....

I once had to back up a deuce and a half with a 48' overstuffed trailer about a quarter mile through a tight winding little German mountain road until I got to a place where it was wide enough to pull off the side and let the oncoming traffic pass. I'd normally claim the right of way in that situation, but the armored column (half dozen M1 Abrams and support vehicles) definitely had me outgunned, and the angry Major who spit when he screamed at me definitely had my E-5 ass outranked.

[landlocked]

Yep..I can back a boat,and a 53' Trailer also....

But backing the boat is harder than backing a 53' trailer between parked cars and into an alley while people in their cars that you have blocked cuss you and honk and scream for you to "get that g.d. truck outa the way!"Seriously.

[bsfins]

I once had to back up a deuce and a half with a 48' overstuffed trailer about a quarter mile through a tight winding little German mountain road until I got to a place where it was wide enough to pull off the side and let the oncoming traffic pass. I'd normally claim the right of way in that situation, but the armored column (half dozen M1 Abrams and support vehicles) definitely had me outgunned, and the angry Major who spit when he screamed at me definitely had my E-5 ass outranked.

But backing the boat is harder than backing a 53' trailer between parked cars and into an alley while people in their cars that you have blocked cuss you and honk and scream for you to "get that g.d. truck outa the way!"Seriously.

Ok,Ok leave the young buck alone now....

My best backing feat was.... I have backed up a mountain backwards in the backwoods of Arkansas...I was a delivery driver,that did home deliveries,where a tractor trailer aren't meant to go....(The Road was too narrow,and there was nowhere to turn the truck around up near the top of the mountain (foothill whatever you want to call it)..It took me close to 25 minutes...to go the whole way....That was the best I had....Snow in Arkansas would be the next worst...Arkansas is right above Florida in knowing how to use a snow plow....