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« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2008, 05:35:47 am »
Quote from: Denver_Bronco on October 16, 2008, 05:33:36 am
She's smokin'. I'd pound that into hamburger.

I thought while you were doing your time, you enjoyed some big strong dude pounding you into hamburger.
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« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2008, 07:19:56 am »
Quote from: Denver_Bronco on October 16, 2008, 05:33:36 am
She's smokin'. I'd pound that into hamburger.

This is something no matter what our Team affiliation is...........we can all agree on.  Evil

I'd eat her with a spoon............. during that time of the month and use the string as dental floss.  Shocked
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« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2008, 08:31:10 am »
Quote from: Tenshot13 on October 15, 2008, 11:56:45 pm
Ok, I'll join the crude, construction worker talk....

"That girl's so fine I'd eat the corn out of her shit."

...and wash it down with her bath water
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« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2008, 09:03:46 am »
She has my name tattooed on her "upper thigh" Wink
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« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2008, 02:45:17 pm »
Now all we need is the ladies to do their version of this thread.
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« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2008, 07:34:36 pm »
Yes!  Absolutely!  I'd be very much like to see the ladies do a "What I would like to do to Run_to_Win" thread.  Perhaps it'll give my spouse some new ideas. 
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« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2008, 09:15:13 pm »
^^^^

 Grin Grin

Anyway, TTIWWOMOREP
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« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2008, 09:25:37 pm »
She's hot, but I prefer Rachel McAdams and Anne Hathaway.
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« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2008, 10:20:55 pm »
Quote from: SCFinfan on October 16, 2008, 09:25:37 pm
She's hot, but I prefer Rachel McAdams and Anne Hathaway.

"Hitherto have ye asked nothing in my name: Ask, and ye shall receive, that your joy may be full..."  Grin
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« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2008, 10:25:35 pm »
Quote from: Thundergod on October 16, 2008, 02:19:41 am

Here ya go Spider-Dan!  All for you dude! I'll be checkin out the Megan Fox pic...  Grin

You know, there is a category of woman in between "waif" and "whale."  For example:
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« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2008, 12:00:31 am »
Quote from: run_to_win on October 16, 2008, 07:34:36 pm
Yes!  Absolutely!  I'd be very much like to see the ladies do a "What I would like to do to Run_to_Win" thread.  Perhaps it'll give my spouse some new ideas. 

I'll bring the handcuffs............ Evil
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« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2008, 12:02:28 am »
 
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You know, there is a category of woman in between "waif" and "whale."  For example:

 


Here ya go bro:


 
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« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2008, 12:05:20 am »

That's not an ass...that's the Great Pumpkin!!
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« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2008, 03:49:23 pm »
Quote from: Defense5499 on October 15, 2008, 08:15:54 pm
I'd blow her boyfriend to see what she tasted like...

There is a line and you didn't just go over it...you blew (heh, get it?  Blew?) past it going 210 with your hair on fire.

Gross, dude!
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« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2008, 04:00:00 pm »
Quote from: MaineDolFan on October 17, 2008, 03:49:23 pm
There is a line and you didn't just go over it...you blew (heh, get it?  Blew?) past it going 210 with your hair on fire.

Gross, dude!

yeah.........if you notice I couldn't commit all the way............. Grin
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