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« on: October 23, 2008, 04:19:12 pm »
2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season

October 16, 2008 | | Onion Sports

HOUSTON—The Miami Dolphins' magical ride continued on Sunday, as the worse-to-worst-to-somewhat-better team celebrated a loss by only one point to the lowly Houston Texans, taking its record to 2-3.

"What a ride," said Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter, who stayed in Reliant Stadium long after the near-victory to bask in the moment. "No one believed that we could be 2-3. No one. After all we went through last year, to win twice already and almost win another? We're blessed, truly blessed, right now. We're really coming together almost as often as not, and it seems like everything we try to do nearly works. Wow." Porter also expressed his love for the Dolphins' fans, saying no one deserved a 2-3 team more than Miami.
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2008, 05:59:24 pm »
This is one article by The Onion that I'm definitely NOT laughing at.
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 10:50:58 am »
I want to see the article that talks about Tom Brady's knee infection having to do with some Crack Hoes dirty box lunch...................
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 10:54:00 am »

Geez, you guys need to lighten up, because that shit is pretty funny there, whether you're a Phins fan or not.

"...it seems like everything we try to do nearly works. Wow."

Classic!
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 10:55:46 am »
I laughed!!
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 11:10:52 am »
Quote from: Defense5499 on October 24, 2008, 10:50:58 am
I want to see the article that talks about Tom Brady's knee infection having to do with some Crack Hoes dirty box lunch...................

Onion tends not to be that crass.  You may have to look else where for something that crude.

But they did have a funny article post Brady's injury.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/female_fans_out_for_season_with
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 11:30:33 am »

Yeah, that one is pretty funny as well.

Non-sports one that I saw linked there that is pretty damned funny:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/brave_mountain_lion_fends_off

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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 04:27:28 pm »
Quote from: Sunstroke on October 24, 2008, 11:30:33 am
Yeah, that one is pretty funny as well.

Non-sports one that I saw linked there that is pretty damned funny:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/brave_mountain_lion_fends_off



Now THAT is funny. 
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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 05:05:29 pm »
^^^^^^+1  That was a good one! 

Brady left Sunday's game against Kansas City after suffering an ugly anterior cruciate ligament tear in his incredibly handsome left knee after being hit by merely average-looking Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard.


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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2008, 04:31:35 pm »
Actually....3-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2008, 04:54:59 pm »
Quote from: Tenshot13 on October 26, 2008, 04:31:35 pm
Actually....3-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season

3-4 Bro.  Hopefully we hit .500 next week.
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2008, 05:05:12 pm »
^oops
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2008, 08:24:34 pm »
LOLROLF @ tenshot. 
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2008, 06:07:17 pm »
^ Cheesy
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