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« on: March 04, 2009, 02:22:54 pm »

Simple those are your answers to the following things….You can elaborate, plead the 5th or add some if you’d like…
Done it, I’d do it, Not in a million years! I guess we’ll have to add, no, or never…

We’ll start with some easy ones.. (more people have probably done that…

Stayed up all night?
Broken a Bone?
Had surgery?
Drove over 100 Mph?
Tormented an animal, because you thought it was funny…(hopefully nothing cruel !!! ,but I’m talking like having a cat chase a Laser pointer)
Ran that stop sign/ light that no one was at ,at 3 in the morning?
Cheated at a kids game, playing a kid?
Been in a car accident while, you were driving…
Done something  so embarrassing while impaired, that only the people there no about it?
Used the  kitchen, bathroom counter for things other than it’s intended for….
Streaked naked in public?
Taken s Stroll, swim, played in a public Fountain?
Taken a shower or bath  fully clothed.. (for any reason!)
Eaten Balut, bagoong, Hákarl, brains, eyes or testicles from an animal (not usually consumed in Polite western society)?

I think it’s a good start, feel free to add your own…
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Stayed up all night? - Done it many times
Broken a Bone? Done it
Had surgery? Done it
Drove over 100 Mph? done it
Tormented an animal, because you thought it was funny…(hopefully nothing cruel !!! ,but I’m talking like having a cat chase a Laser pointer) - Nope
Ran that stop sign/ light that no one was at ,at 3 in the morning? Done it
Cheated at a kids game, playing a kid? Done it
Been in a car accident while, you were driving… Done itDone something  so embarrassing while impaired, that only the people there no about it? Not in a million years
Used the  kitchen, bathroom counter for things other than it’s intended for…Would do it....
Streaked naked in public? Not in amillion years (Look a satchsquatch sighting!)
Taken s Stroll, swim, played in a public Fountain? Done it
Taken a shower or bath  fully clothed.. (for any reason!) Done it
Eaten Balut, bagoong, Hákarl, brains, eyes or testicles from an animal (not usually consumed in Polite western society)? Nope not in a million  years
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2009, 02:53:01 pm »


Stayed up all night? 
Made it 74 straight hrs once, tracking and breaking code during a particularly tense soviet field exercise in the 80's...went several years staying up straight through at least one night a week.


Broken a Bone? 
Many...4 at one time in a particularly nasty bike accident


Had surgery?
Yeah, several...fortunately I survived all of them


Drove over 100 Mph?
LOL...lived in Germany for the better part of 6 years and did it legally, daily.


Tormented an animal, because you thought it was funny…(hopefully nothing cruel !!! ,but I’m talking like having a cat chase a Laser pointer)
I don't consider the laser pointer thing as tormenting an animal as much as it is entertaining them. I do things like that a lot...if I think they enjoy my doing it.


Ran that stop sign/ light that no one was at ,at 3 in the morning? 
Oh yeah...if there's a clear view of the traffic in other directions, no problema.


Cheated at a kids game, playing a kid?
Once, just to fuck with my brother, I stacked the deck while he was out of the room and then took a dollar from him on that hand of cards. I've confessed this to him since we've become adults, and he forgave me for my transgression...after I gave him a dollar


Been in a car accident while, you were driving…
Had a nice lifelong "no" streak going until about 4 years ago, when the mustang I was driving slid into the industrial-sized boat hitch on a hummer. The hummer was fine, my mustang...not so much.


Done something  so embarrassing while impaired, that only the people there no about it?
Yes, and it will stay that way


Used the  kitchen, bathroom counter for things other than it’s intended for…
Of course...counters make great stop-off points when you're playing a rousing game of "let's fuck in every room of the house"


Streaked naked in public?
Twice...once in high school, and once while stationed in the UK.


Taken s Stroll, swim, played in a public Fountain?
My girlfriend and I danced in a fountain once in a little town called Bad Orb until the shopkeeper came outside and yelled at me.


Taken a shower or bath  fully clothed.. (for any reason!)
Nope...can't really see the reason for that one.


Eaten Balut, bagoong, Hákarl, brains, eyes or testicles from an animal (not usually consumed in Polite western society)?
brains and testicles, yes... Eyes would creep me out too much.

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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2009, 03:18:47 pm »

Stayed up all night? Done it many times

Broken a Bone? Broken 4 of them

Had surgery? Just an minor one

Drove over 100 Mph? Yes I did it through a 35 MPH zone

Tormented an animal, because you thought it was funny…(hopefully nothing cruel !!! ,but I’m talking like having a cat chase a Laser pointer) I also don't think of this as tormenting and have done it.

Ran that stop sign/ light that no one was at ,at 3 in the morning? Yes

Cheated at a kids game, playing a kid? I can't remember doing it, but might for giggles

Been in a car accident while, you were driving…Yes

Done something  so embarrassing while impaired, that only the people there no about it? Yes but I doubt they kept the secret

Used the  kitchen, bathroom counter for things other than it’s intended for….Many a time

Streaked naked in public? Not in a million years. They can get you as a predatory for stuff like that now

Taken s Stroll, swim, played in a public Fountain? I haven't but wouldn't be against it

Taken a shower or bath  fully clothed.. (for any reason!) Yes

Eaten Balut, bagoong, Hákarl, brains, eyes or testicles from an animal (not usually consumed in Polite western society)?Not in a million years
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2009, 03:24:49 pm »

Stayed up all night? Done it, sometimes a few nights in a row
Broken a Bone? Done it - including the skull
Had surgery?  Done it - see above
Drove over 100 Mph? Done it
Tormented an animal, because you thought it was funny…(hopefully nothing cruel !!! ,but I’m talking like having a cat chase a Laser pointer)Done it
Ran that stop sign/ light that no one was at ,at 3 in the morning? Not in a million years, cause ya never know
Cheated at a kids game, playing a kid? Done it
Been in a car accident while, you were driving…Done it, and ended up upside-down
Done something  so embarrassing while impaired, that only the people there know about it? Not in a million years, that I know of
Used the  kitchen, bathroom counter for things other than it’s intended for…Not sure what you mean by this...
Streaked naked in public? Not in a million years
Taken s Stroll, swim, played in a public Fountain? Not in a million years
Taken a shower or bath  fully clothed.. (for any reason!) Not in a million years
Eaten Balut, bagoong, Hákarl, brains, eyes or testicles from an animal (not usually consumed in Polite western society)? Not in a million years
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2009, 03:29:43 pm »

Stayed up all night? yep
Broken a Bone? shattered, but yep
Had surgery? surgeries plural
Drove over 100 Mph? not in a million years
Tormented an animal, because you thought it was funny…(hopefully nothing cruel !!! ,but I’m talking like having a cat chase a Laser pointer) nope
Ran that stop sign/ light that no one was at ,at 3 in the morning? my ass is sleeping at 3AM not driving around, but assuming I'm actually out that late, not in a million years
Cheated at a kids game, playing a kid? yep
Been in a car accident while, you were driving… yep
Done something  so embarrassing while impaired, that only the people there no about it? nope
Used the  kitchen, bathroom counter for things other than it’s intended for…. yep
Streaked naked in public? not in a million years
Taken s Stroll, swim, played in a public Fountain? not in a million years
Taken a shower or bath  fully clothed.. (for any reason!) nope
Eaten Balut, bagoong, Hákarl, brains, eyes or testicles from an animal (not usually consumed in Polite western society)? as if I'm not picky enough.... ewwwwwww not in a million years
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2009, 04:18:15 pm »

Stayed up all night? YES
Broken a Bone? YES, collar bone
Had surgery? NO
Drove over 100 Mph? NO
Tormented an animal, because you thought it was funny… Cruel, Not in a million years. Annoying incessant barking dogs, YES. I also never considered the laser pointer thingy as a tool of torment. I thought my cats loved it... 

Ran that stop sign/ light that no one was at ,at 3 in the morning? YES
Cheated at a kids game, playing a kid? NO
Been in a car accident while, you were driving… YES
Done something so embarrassing while impaired, that only the people there no about it? NO
Used the  kitchen, bathroom counter for things other than it’s intended for… NO
Streaked naked in public? Not in a million years
Taken s Stroll, swim, played in a public Fountain? NO
Taken a shower or bath  fully clothed.. (for any reason!) NO

Eaten Balut, bagoong, Hákarl, brains, eyes or testicles from an animal (not usually consumed in Polite western society)? In the words of Sportschick: "as if I'm not picky enough.... ewwwwwww not in a million years"


I'd like to add:

- I would love to sit down with 'Stroke one day and listen to the buttload of stories dude must have.

Been in a car accident while, you were driving…Done it, and ended up upside-down
  WTF? How in hell?
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2009, 05:57:02 pm »

Stayed up all night? Many, many times.

Broken a Bone? left middle finger playing high school football. It's still crooked.

Had surgery? nope, but obviously I would if necessary. I'm a little squeemish about elective stuff like Lasik. Kinda like jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft.

Drove over 100 Mph? In a few different countries

Tormented an animal, because you thought it was funny…(hopefully nothing cruel !!! ,but I’m talking like having a cat chase a Laser pointer) Laser no, but flash light yes. The cat loved it.

Ran that stop sign/ light that no one was at ,at 3 in the morning? Many times, once in reverse

Cheated at a kids game, playing a kid? No, but I'd be willing to do it for a good laugh.

Been in a car accident while, you were driving… Yes. Fool tourists in a rental car made an illegal left turn from behind some bushes on Sunrise Blvd near the Sawgrass Mills mall (the bushes being the reason for the turn being illegal). Little turning vehicle was t-boned by a caddy. I couldn't stop in time and ran into the bakc of the caddy. Air bags went off in my Saturn. It was my first experience with gun powder.

Done something  so embarrassing while impaired, that only the people there no about it? Embarrassing, but sadly others know. At least there are no pictures.

Used the  kitchen, bathroom counter for things other than it’s intended for…. Not since my wife got pregant

Streaked naked in public? Nope. Never gonna happen.

Taken s Stroll, swim, played in a public Fountain? Yes. Fountain in front of the fine arts school at UF on 13th street.

Taken a shower or bath  fully clothed.. (for any reason!) Yes. Chemical accident.

Eaten Balut, bagoong, Hákarl, brains, eyes or testicles from an animal (not usually consumed in Polite western society)? sheep's eye. I've also eaten rat, frog, snake, kangaroo and armadillo.
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2009, 05:59:15 pm »

Stayed up all night? done it
Broken a Bone? done it
Had surgery? done it
Drove over 100 Mph? would do it if it were legal
Tormented an animal, because you thought it was funny…(hopefully nothing cruel !!! ,but I’m talking like having a cat chase a Laser pointer)  not in a million years
Ran that stop sign/ light that no one was at ,at 3 in the morning? nope
Cheated at a kids game, playing a kid? no
Been in a car accident while, you were driving…  low speed fender bender
Done something  so embarrassing while impaired, that only the people there no about it? nope, I'm boring
Used the  kitchen, bathroom counter for things other than it’s intended for…. yes
Streaked naked in public? nope
Taken s Stroll, swim, played in a public Fountain? never
Taken a shower or bath  fully clothed.. (for any reason!) wtf?
Eaten Balut, bagoong, Hákarl, brains, eyes or testicles from an animal (not usually consumed in Polite western society)?  eww
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2009, 06:54:48 pm »

Stayed up all night? Done it many times, but not lately.
Broken a Bone? Never.  Cracked my tailbone once, but no clean breaks.
Had surgery? Not unless you count having my wisdom teeth pulled.
Drove over 100 Mph? Many, many times.
Tormented an animal, because you thought it was funny…(hopefully nothing cruel !!! ,but I’m talking like having a cat chase a Laser pointer)  As a little kid, there was one incident that to this day shames me.  I'll leave it at that.
Ran that stop sign/ light that no one was at ,at 3 in the morning? Yes.
Cheated at a kids game, playing a kid? No
Been in a car accident while, you were driving…  A couple of minor accidents
Done something  so embarrassing while impaired, that only the people there no about it? Nope, just your basic type embarassing stuff.
Used the  kitchen, bathroom counter for things other than it’s intended for…. Yes.  'Stroke put it so well, I'll just refer you to his post.
Streaked naked in public? Never in a million years.
Taken s Stroll, swim, played in a public Fountain? Never in a Million Years.  To be confused for a "Friends" intro reenactment would just shame me.
Taken a shower or bath  fully clothed.. (for any reason!) Nope.  Again, I've never been THAT drunk.
Eaten Balut, bagoong, Hákarl, brains, eyes or testicles from an animal (not usually consumed in Polite western society)?  Brazilian feijoada (like a black bean soup/stew) usually has some fun stuff in it, so I'm guessing yes on the brains.
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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2009, 07:42:56 pm »

Stayed up all night? Many times
Broken a Bone? twice
Had surgery? Done it
Drove over 100 Mph? Done it once
Tormented an animal, because you thought it was funny…(hopefully nothing cruel !!! ,but I’m talking like having a cat chase a Laser pointer) Done it...laser pointer
Ran that stop sign/ light that no one was at ,at 3 in the morning? Done it
Cheated at a kids game, playing a kid? Not in a million years
Been in a car accident while, you were driving…Technically, I've done it. I've been rear ended 7 times while sitting at in intersection
Done something  so embarrassing while impaired, that only the people there no about it? Done it
Used the  kitchen, bathroom counter for things other than it’s intended for…. Done it
Streaked naked in public? Does having sex on the beach at 1AM count?
Taken s Stroll, swim, played in a public Fountain? I'd do it
Taken a shower or bath  fully clothed.. (for any reason!) Done it...I was VERY drunk
Eaten Balut, bagoong, Hákarl, brains, eyes or testicles from an animal (not usually consumed in Polite western society)? Not in a gazillion years
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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2009, 08:38:57 pm »

I find it hard to believe that so many has never, nor would ever, get naked in public!! That was a prerequisite for us to get in the Key Club in high school!! Strip and run through the graveyard and back to school where your clothes were waiting amongst a very jovial Keyette Club!!
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2009, 10:28:04 pm »

I find it hard to believe that so many has never, nor would ever, get naked in public!! That was a prerequisite for us to get in the Key Club in high school!! Strip and run through the graveyard and back to school where your clothes were waiting amongst a very jovial Keyette Club!!

Always seemed like a silly thing to do. Not my bag. Now, watching good looking women streak naked through the quad...that I could do.
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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2009, 04:00:59 am »

damn, done everything except crash a car and eat the weird shit.


streaking isn't that popular among the newer generations for some reason....they're just having sex at 12 instead these days
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2009, 07:34:27 am »

Stayed up all night? Of course. Many, many times.
Broken a Bone? No
Had surgery? No
Drove over 100 Mph? Yes
Tormented an animal, because you thought it was funny…(hopefully nothing cruel !!! ,but I’m talking like having a cat chase a Laser pointer) No
Ran that stop sign/ light that no one was at ,at 3 in the morning? No
Cheated at a kids game, playing a kid? No. I don't know any kids.
Been in a car accident while, you were driving… Many, many times.
Done something  so embarrassing while impaired, that only the people there no about it? Many times.
Used the  kitchen, bathroom counter for things other than it’s intended for…. Oh hell to the yeah.
Streaked naked in public? No, but I used to flash a particular friend of mine at the DJ booth a lot because it would make him mess up. 
Taken s Stroll, swim, played in a public Fountain? No. Water looks gross.
Taken a shower or bath  fully clothed.. (for any reason!) Yes
Eaten Balut, bagoong, Hákarl, brains, eyes or testicles from an animal (not usually consumed in Polite western society)? No. I'm a vegetarian.
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2009, 08:40:07 am »

I find it hard to believe that so many has never, nor would ever, get naked in public!! That was a prerequisite for us to get in the Key Club in high school!! Strip and run through the graveyard and back to school where your clothes were waiting amongst a very jovial Keyette Club!!

I have been naked in what would normally be a public setting. Community pools are more common where I come from than in Florida where personal pools are a lot more common. After a night of drinking we came up with the idea that it would be cool to hop the fence and go skinny dipping. There was only about 5 people there so I really didn't add it is as naked in public.
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