What's wrong with theatre?
Nothing.
I've seen the following in either New York or San Fran (incomplete, ones I can think of off the top of my head):
Phantom - with the original cast. Still my favorite.
Rent - with the original cast. Amazing.
Lion King. Very cool.
Billy Elliot. Not as good as the movie, but pretty darned good.
Raisin in the Sun - with P Diddy. Amazing.
Avenue Q. Pretty cool.
The Full Monty. The end is something you'll never see coming. Literally.
Chicago. Not my fave, but it was worth the money.
Miss Saigon. Like Chicago.
One that I haven't been able to see and desperately want to: Wicked.
My point about Brian - I mention that I am watching a chick flick with my wife and he gives me grief and says something about my "man card." A REAL MAN admits that he enjoys things that don't involve speeding cars, guns and blood. He needs to embrace that side of himself instead of hiding behind his insecurity and giving me a hard time because I cried at my daughter's reaction to "Nemo on Ice."
