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« on: September 19, 2010, 07:58:36 am »
I had posted this in another thread....but as it got no comments, I am assuming folks missed it.  Cause there is no way Defense listened to it and then not comment that it was fucking hilarious. 

This rant puts all of Jtex's rants combined to shame. 

Quote from: MyGodWearsAHoodie on September 15, 2010, 02:36:03 pm
Dan LeBatard Rant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swxQkMvl-4w&feature=player_embedded

Best lines (IMHO)...

"Cromartie has more penalties than three-year olds."

"Your tight end was hit so hard by Ray Lewis he didn't know how many yards there were in a first down."

"You defense harassed that poor Mexican girl more than it did Flacco"

 
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 12:54:17 am »
I really enjoyed the Flacco line, both times. LOL
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2010, 01:44:06 am »
Does that qualify for famous quotes II even though one of us didn't say it?
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2010, 08:20:01 am »

^^^ Probably not
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2010, 12:32:48 pm »
Quote from: mecadonzilla on September 20, 2010, 12:54:17 am
I really enjoyed the Flacco line, both times. LOL

Yes! The Flacco line was a classic!    Grin
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2010, 12:36:35 pm »
That pretty Mexican in the tight pants that got harassed.... THAT'S YOUR QUARTERBACK!

Classic.
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2010, 12:58:02 pm »
Give me whatever Lebatard is on.
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