TDMMC Cheerleader Contest 2010 - Rd 2 - SHULA Group

[Dave Gray]

Full profiles here: http://www.miamidolphinscheerleaders.net/content/2010-dolphins-cheerleaders

We've advanced to round 2, which consists of 16 girls.  We're going to continue doing this in heats for the time being, to ensure that the favorites continue to advance.  I've re-seeding everyone based on popularity, so these decisions should continue to get more difficult as we progress.

I have also decided to lock the first round threads, so that they fall off the first page and people see the new polls.  I know there was some discussion in there...just continue it here. 

Jennifer P.


Amy


Michelle


Natalie D.

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

  We're going to continue doing this in heat

was the pun intended?

[Dave Gray]

was the pun intended?

No, but it's funny you mention that, because I specifically tried to word it in a way that wasn't pervy, so I called them "groups" instead of "heats" in the title.  Additionally, I named this round after ex head-coaches and I was very aware of the impending "Johnson heat."

[StL FinFan]

Since I couldn't post this on the other thread before it was locked, size has nothing to do with milk production.  You should have seen some of the looks I got when I said I was going to breastfeed my kids.  Even my tiny ones could have fed a small African village. That is all.

[Dave Gray]

Speaking of breast milk, I remember when I learned (a long time ago) that women can lactate from hearing a baby cry.  That was pretty jaw dropping to me.  ...not sure why.

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

Since I couldn't post this on the other thread before it was locked, size has nothing to do with milk production.  You should have seen some of the looks I got when I said I was going to breastfeed my kids.  Even my tiny ones could have fed a small African village. That is all.

I think Sunstroke was just trying to create a metaphor.

[StL FinFan]

Probably, but I wanted to point it out anyway, for those who might think attraction to large ones is some kind of evolutionary selection.

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

Probably, but I wanted to point it out anyway, for those who might think attraction to large ones is some kind of evolutionary selection.

From what I have read, humans developed external breast (as opposed to other mammals who are internal) because of the evolution of our faces to flat.  A baby runs a huge risk of suffocating to if the mother was completely flat, however, just relatively small ones are all that are needed to prevent this. 

[StL FinFan]

Interesting.

[Sunstroke]

Yeah, Hoodie was right...I was just dipping a toe in the pool of metaphoric hyperbole there.

Personally, I think Dave should have gone "the other direction," and used as many sexual innuendos as possible in the titling.

In this heat, I think Jennifer has aroused enough support in coming this far to be able to slide in a little further, while Amy has erected a fan base of her own, and should offer some stiff competition as they go down the stretch.

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

Interesting, but then why do cows have those huge udders?

Not sure.  But dogs, cats, monkeys and most other mammals other than cows & us have them internal.

Speculation: Cows might be a case of bigger = more milk and the evolutionary change was in fact breeding post domestication.  

More speculation: I think even with humans larger equals more milk capacity.  Someone like you did fine with one baby at a time, but might not have had the capacity to feed triplets while a larger woman would be able to.  

[StL FinFan]

Actually, it's supply and demand.  It was really interesting when I starting giving a bottle during the day and breast at night that I just stopped producing milk during the day.  Yes, I'm a dork.

@Sunstroke: LOL well done  You should write enzyte commercials.

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

Dave round 1 you did team colors...which is fair and equal.  There is nothing more prestigious about being in aqua vs. orange.   

However, with coaches I dunno if this is fair to all the girls.  Yeah, being in the Shula group is cool, but if I was one of the girls and was assigned to the Cameron group I would be quite insulted.  

[Spider-Dan]

To answer the question in the thread, yes, in theory (and on the internet, where most everything is theory), I have heard other men say that they prefer Bs or Cs to DDs.  In actual, real life, I have never, ever heard a man discuss a physically present woman (i.e. currently or recently in visual range) and say that that specific woman would be hotter with smaller breasts.  And I've heard the opposite countless times (e.g. "kids would starve").

Now, I know plenty of guys who are opposed to fake breasts, and I've heard plenty of them object on that basis.  But I've never physically heard a man say that he thought a girl's chest was real, but too big.

[Spider-Dan]

Dave, going forward, can you list the seed for the girls as you post them?  For example:

Jennifer P. (#1 Orange Division)
Amy (#2 Navy Division)
Michelle (#3 White Division)
Natalie D. (#4 Orange Division)