Goat Trailer - Patriots

[Dave Gray]

The Shame of the Game thread got too hard to follow.

Here's the rules: 1 NAME of a human being employed by the Miami Dolphins.  That's all I need.  If you want to justify your choice, that's fine.   



Not eligible: Refs, fans, the defense, the whole team, me for watching the game, etc.

[Spider-Dan]

The owners for instituting the lockout, which caused this total lack of preparedness!

Seriously: Darren Krein, conditioning coach.

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

Jared Odrick  - pissed me off with than int. 

Okay, seriously I am with spider. boys from up north were ready for the heat, folks from the south weren't. 

[Dave Gray]

Banny Sapp.   Played poorly, got cut.

[Brian Fein]

Nolan Carroll, for sucking in general.

I'll never forget watching the defense line up, seeing Carooll 1-on-1 with Branch with no safety help and pointing it out.  Then, a second later, Brady looks over, sees Carroll and Branch, and immediately audibles the play and proceeds to throw to Branch downfield.

Its that easy - Brady knew the liability.  When you have a guy that suspect on the field, why put him on an island with no help over the top?  I don't get that.

HM to Spider-Dan's guy, whoever he is.

[Phishfan]

Whoever decided that a practice bubble is a good idea. Since it went up, the Dolphins are 0-6 in September at home

I was talking with someone the other day and would really love to know how much the bubble is used.

Darren Krein.

[Dolphin-UK]

I want to give whoever coaches tackling the goat trailer, but as that is presumably any one the positional coaches at their positions I looked at the coaching staff and spotted....

David Corrao

I'm not enitirely sure what a "Defensive Quality Control" coach is supposed to do but when your defensive players can't break down and wrap up, try and second guess plays rather than playing the defense called and can't last 4 qtrs at a professional level I would say there was no quality control on defense.

[AZ Fins Fan 55]

Nolan Carroll - He fucking blows!!!!!!

[Guru-In-Vegas]

I'm gonna have to follow Spidey.  I gave it to Carrol in the other thread but I change it to the conditioning coach.

In my whole life so far as a Dolphins fan, I've never seen our team get gassed and tired like that when in Miami.  In fact, as most of you know it is almost always the opposing teams from the north who suffer and struggle on our home field.  I remember that aspect always being a factor which worked out to our benefit.  Not the case this week.  It was purely pathetic.  They looked like a bunch of out of shape car mechanics and retail salesmen playing a pick-up game at Tamiami Park.

[BigDaddyFin]

Benny Sapp, for repeatedly getting torched for 3tds and about 300 yards on his own.

[Frimp]

Sapp. He was the repelling end of a magnet to anyone he was supposed to defend

[fyo]

I'm gonna have to follow Spidey.  I gave it to Carrol in the other thread but I change it to the conditioning coach.

If we take Vontae Davis' word for it, it's not conditioning... but simply hydration. He claims he's never had cramps before (at least not in the past two years), so it just didn't occur to him to take any precautions. Hydration just wasn't something he thought about.

That's just not something I would blame any of the coaches for...

[CF DolFan]

If we take Vontae Davis' word for it, it's not conditioning... but simply hydration. He claims he's never had cramps before (at least not in the past two years), so it just didn't occur to him to take any precautions. Hydration just wasn't something he thought about.

That's just not something I would blame any of the coaches for...

When we used to play in the day time ... they would get IVs at halftime and after the game. I remember reading that JT got two at half time and a couple of more after the game during our victory over the Broncos several years back.  I would have to thin hydration is preached over and over and over. Even my girls soccer team is reminded leading into the weekedns several times.

[Phishfan]

If we take Vontae Davis' word for it, it's not conditioning... but simply hydration. He claims he's never had cramps before (at least not in the past two years), so it just didn't occur to him to take any precautions. Hydration just wasn't something he thought about.

That's just not something I would blame any of the coaches for...

Shouldn't the strength and conditioning coach be preaching the necessity of hydrating? I would think that is one of the biggest part of his gameday responsibilities since they aren't going to be doing any time in the weight room. The other would be ensuring proper warmups and stretching.

[fyo]

Shouldn't the strength and conditioning coach be preaching the necessity of hydrating? I would think that is one of the biggest part of his gameday responsibilities since they aren't going to be doing any time in the weight room. The other would be ensuring proper warmups and stretching.

I thought his responsibility was directing players to form a wall on the sideline on kickoffs and punts.