You Dolphins fans never cease to amaze me. You went 0-7, won 2 games against shitty teams, and you're talking playoffs?
Even Yogi Bera thinks you're crazy - it's OVER. You will NOT win 9 straight, you will NOT make the playoffs, and you will win a few more games so that you will draft another shitty kick-returner and his family so that you can go 5-11 again next season as well.
What's that you say? Miami won't be making the playoffs? Good god, man, how could you have kept such astounding information from us until now? This changes everything! I hope I can get my deposit back on the playoff tickets that I ordered. Thank goodness we have you to bring us this kind of insightful brilliance.