Derek Jeter: Awesome Jerk

[EDGECRUSHER]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/jeter_booty_hauls_smU8lFebpsBGJXpyHoMKSN

    Yankee star Derek Jeter, one of New York’s most eligible hunks since his split with longtime gal pal Minka Kelly, is bedding a bevy of beauties in his Trump World Tower bachelor pad — and then coldly sending them home alone with gift baskets of autographed memorabilia.

    The Yank captain’s wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am kiss-offs came to light when he mistakenly pulled the stunt twice on the same woman — forgetting she had been an earlier conquest, a pal told The Post.

    “Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.

    “This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball,” the pal said.

    “He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!”

That is amazing. Wait until he retires and all of the REALLY horrible stuff he has done comes to light.

[Tenshot13]

I hate the Yankees.  Don't really like Jeter either....

...but....

[Spider-Dan]

Good for you, Derek.  If it's a choice between this and Tiger Woods' approach, Jeter gets a gold star.

The real question is, why is this bitter woman going to the press with the story about how Jeter slept with her, sent her on her way, completely forgot about her, met her again, and did the same thing again?  Did she not understand it the first time?

[BigDaddyFin]

If he's not married, then who gives a shit?  It's like when Tom Brady knocked up that bimbo.  Yeah I hate Tom Brady, but they aren't married, so wtf?

EDITED TO ADD

I'd be more upset if he had some kids somewhere he wasn't taking care of.  THAT would be a story.  But "Single Athlete, Boffs Sluts..."  not exactly newsworthy imo.

[EDGECRUSHER]

I don't hate Jeter for this, I just think it makes him out to be such a douchebag that you can't help but applaud it. He is a real life Barney Stinson.

[Cathal]

Why would anyone have a problem with this? I mean, it's not like it isn't expected.

[Phishfan]

I wish I could pull girls just like Derek Jeter.

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

  But "Single Athlete, Boffs Sluts..."  not exactly newsworthy imo.

I agree.

[MaineDolFan]

"You played with my balls, now here's a signed one."

No issues here.  Play on, playa.

[EDGECRUSHER]

This would only be better if he also handed out "I slept with Derek Jeter" shirts with the gift bag. I will bet you $1 Million his shitty cologne is in that bag also. He is awesome.

[AZ Fins Fan 55]

If he's not married, then who gives a shit? 

I'd be more upset if he had some kids somewhere he wasn't taking care of.  THAT would be a story.  But "Single Athlete, Boffs Sluts..."  not exactly newsworthy imo.

Pretty much sums up my feelings on this......why is this news? Who gives a frosty fuck!!!!!

[BigDaddyFin]

Imagine if all the chicks Babe Ruth nailed got autographed balls.

[CF DolFan]

Wasn't there a movie where a baseball player had like a closet fullof clothes for the girl on her walk of shame?

[masterfins]

"You played with my balls, now here's a signed one."

No issues here.  Play on, playa.

LMFAO, that's a good one!

Like every single guy on here wouldn't be doing what Jeter is, if they had the chance.

[BigDaddyFin]

Wasn't there a movie where a baseball player had like a closet fullof clothes for the girl on her walk of shame?

Not that I'm aware of.  I think the only baseball movie I haven't seen in entirety is The Natural, but I don't recall there being a scene even close to that associated with the movie.