Dion Jordan Back

[masterfins]

Jordan's back practicing for the first time since preseason.  Let's hope the steroids helped his game.

[Rich]

Jordan's back practicing for the first time since preseason.  Let's hope the steroids helped his game.

You can't be helped by something you didn't take.

[MaineDolFan]

Well...let's hope he gets on the juice then.

[EDGECRUSHER]

Can't hurt to have him back. He is an idiot with a lot to prove and no job security because the GM who drafted him is gone.

[EKnight]

You can't be helped by something you didn't take.

Lmao, sure he didn't take them. He was on clomid for kicks and giggles, right? Let's be honest- he took them, but he just didn't get caught taking them. He got caught taking a SERM afterward, but you don't take a SERM if you're not on the sauce.

[Rich]

Lmao, sure he didn't take them. He was on clomid for kicks and giggles, right? Let's be honest- he took them, but he just didn't get caught taking them. He got caught taking a SERM afterward, but you don't take a SERM if you're not on the sauce.

You've got your news so mixed up it is not even funny. Not that I am surprised.

Dion Jordan wasn't caught for clomid. Robert Mathis was. And Clomid is a fertility drug that induces ovulation.

Jordan tested positive for Adderall according to PFT. His second suspension was for illegal drugs, not performance enhancers, which is why he went to rehab.

[EKnight]

My bad my bad- I did get them mixed up. With Jordan's ridiculous weight gain in the offseason, I think that's a reasonable mistake.

Re. clomid, I know what it's intended for, but it's also a SERM, taken after a cycle of steroids to regulate hormone production.

[Spider-Dan]

More specifically, you claimed that Jordan's "ridiculous weight gain" meant that he was obviously juicing, and you crowed loudly after he got a "PED" suspension (going so far to say, "Anyone who believes the ridiculous claim that he was only taking a banned stimulant is truly naïve").  How does that square with a suspension for Adderall?

[Sunstroke]

More specifically, you claimed that Jordan's "ridiculous weight gain" meant that he was obviously juicing, and you crowed loudly after he got a "PED" suspension.  How does that square with a suspension for Adderall?

He became extremely focused on eating Krispy Kremes?

[EKnight]

More specifically, you claimed that Jordan's "ridiculous weight gain" meant that he was obviously juicing, and you crowed loudly after he got a "PED" suspension (going so far to say, "Anyone who believes the ridiculous claim that he was only taking a banned stimulant is truly naïve").  How does that square with a suspension for Adderall?

1. I don't believe for a second he failed for adderall use. Since the NFL doesn't release what a player got banned for, neither you nor anyone else can make the claim that they know for sure that's what happened.
2. You actually agreed with me in that same thread you cited, so why- other than starting a nonsense arguement, are you even responding now???

But you're still saying that he went from 248 while injured (an injury that he didn't recover from until the end of the summer) to 260 by the end of the season.

For what it's worth, EK did call this one correctly.  Jordan put on a lot of weight in a small amount of time.

[MikeO]

back to the topic (away from the troll and his nonsense)

Jordan has only been working special teams this week in practice and is buried on the D-line depth chart. The Dolphins aren't sure if they will even have him active this Sunday vs Jax.

[Rich]

With Jordan's ridiculous weight gain in the offseason, I think that's a reasonable mistake.

Part of the weight gain could have been because he couldn't lift weights for a while due to his shoulder issues.

[EKnight]

Part of the weight gain could have been because he couldn't lift weights for a while due to his shoulder issues.

He reportedly looked like he had "an air hose hooked up to his arms." That doesn't come from NOT lifting.

[Sunstroke]

He reportedly looked like he had "an air hose hooked up to his arms." That doesn't come from NOT lifting.

This may come as a news flash, but human beings, and especially reporters, are prone to exaggerate on occasion...

[EKnight]

This may come as a news flash, but human beings, and especially reporters, are prone to exaggerate on occasion...

Thanks for the heads up. I would have never guessed. Perhaps you can also explain why, if he gained weight from not working out due to a shoulder injury, the reports exaggerated the size of his arms, not his stomach? Seems like the appropriate exaggeration would have been there if the weight he gained was not muscle.