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« on: January 04, 2016, 09:51:02 am »
Saw this and thought it was pretty funny. Apparently he missed an extra point and threw his helmet on the ground and it bounced up and hit him in the face.
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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2016, 10:00:47 am »
um, Dan Carpenter?
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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2016, 10:24:11 am »
Quote from: Brian Fein on January 04, 2016, 10:00:47 am
um, Dan Carpenter?
Thanks. Got Campbell on the brain I guess.
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2016, 02:47:24 pm »
Carpenter! Knock off that stupid trying to balance your helmet on the end of your nose and get out there and kick the damn FG!!! - Rex Ryan.
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2016, 07:44:34 am »
Quote from: Pappy13 on January 04, 2016, 02:47:24 pm
Carpenter! Knock off that stupid trying to balance your helmet on the end of your nose and get out there and kick the damn FG show me some foot action!!! - Rex Ryan.

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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2016, 09:53:31 am »
Rex told me to eat my helmet after I missed my 6th extra point this year. Can I have it with buffalo dung?
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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2016, 03:54:08 pm »
A flying helmet?  No way!!
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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2016, 04:39:56 pm »
I got 4 bad ones... Embarrassed

"Coach Ryan said he didn't want to see Dan Carpenter's face"

"Dan Carpenter looking for his ass,after special teams coach Dan Crossman told him "He couldn't find his ass,with both hands...."  "Nope not in here,maybe under the bench"

"Dan Carpenter trying to win an Applebees gift certificate for pulling his mouthpiece through his helmet,without using his hands"

"Dan Carpenter practicing his brown nosing on the sideline,before his meeting with Dan Whaley,and Rex Ryan to discuss his future with the team"
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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2016, 09:54:49 am »
Can we put both this guy and Olindo Mare in the ROD?

Edit:  This is a question, not a  picture caption suggestion. 
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2016, 10:25:22 am »
Quote from: dolphins4life on January 08, 2016, 09:54:49 am
Can we put both this guy and Olindo Mare in the ROD?

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ROD?  I know that doesn't stand for "Ring of Dishonor" and I know you don't want to put Olindo Mare in there, especially because he is arguably the best kicker Miami ever had...
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2016, 10:40:19 am »
Olindo Mare....what the shit?  That dude was a great, great kicker.
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2016, 01:58:31 pm »
I'm hoping he had a brain fart when he said Mare...
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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2016, 07:10:45 pm »
Proving he is the master of sucking, kicker Dan Cambell, gives himself head.
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2016, 07:34:10 pm »

"I'm a special kicker, and I'm going to the zoo..."
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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2016, 08:28:46 pm »
Quote from: Cathal on January 08, 2016, 01:58:31 pm
I'm hoping he had a brain fart when he said Mare...

Why Mare?

2000:  Missed field goal against the Jets costing the fins a first round bye

2002: Missed field goal and a kickoff out of bounds in the finale against NE

2003:  Missed two field goals that could have buried the Patriots Dynasty before it ever got started and put the Dolphins in the playoffs

That's two playoff berths right there, with two very talented teams.

2005:  Another missed field goal against NE

2006:  Four key missed field goals, noteably against the Jets.

Carpenter cost them the playoffs in 2012, and possibly 2011. 
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