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« on: July 21, 2017, 03:10:52 pm »

In the spirit of CF's recent All-time team, let's make a team of disappointments, malcontents, busts, bums and headaches.

You have to be creative, because the "worst" players probably never saw a snap.  Use your discretion to make me laugh.

Quarterback:
Running back:
Fullback:
Wide receivers:
Tight end:
Offensive tackles:
Offensive guards:
Center:
Defensive tackles:
Defensive ends:
Linebackers:
Cornerbacks:
Safeties:
Kicker:
Punter:
Coach:
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2017, 04:02:39 pm »

I'll do a few:

Quarterback:  Like a car, even the Dolphins have had a Lemon
Running back: Cecil the Diesel!
Wide receivers: Yatil 'peg leg' Green
Tight end: Randy 'I like to beat women for shits and giggles' McMichael
Offensive tackles: Dallas 'I suck at my job' Thomas
Offensive guards: See above
Defensive ends:  The real Juice, Dion Jordan
Coach:  Cam 'Fail Forward' Cameron
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2017, 04:35:39 pm »

List in progress:

Quarterback: John Beck?
Running back:
Fullback:
Wide receivers:
Tight end:
Offensive tackles:
Offensive guards:
Center:
Defensive tackles:
Defensive ends:
Linebackers:
Cornerbacks: Jamar Fletcher?
Safeties:
Kicker: Caleb Sturgis?
Punter: Mark Royals
Coach: Cam Cameron
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2017, 06:13:02 pm »

QB:   Ray Lucas.  He cost the team in 2002.  John Beck's team sucked anyway
RB:   Sammie Smith, who actually is in the ROD
WR:  Yatil Green, also in the ROD.
CB:   Jamar Fletcher
LB:   Eddie Moore
K:     Mare, for always choking in the clutch.
P:     Mark "Shanker" Royals
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2017, 07:56:08 pm »

I think you mean "all goat" team, not "all GOAT" team.

GOAT as an acronym usually means Greatest Of All Time.
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2017, 01:17:42 pm »

^ I was thinking about that.  It's weird that goat has come into the lexicon after we used it for "goat trailer".  Unfortunate.
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2021, 07:35:00 pm »

Quarterback: John Beck 
Running back:  Sammie Smith, Lorenzo Hampton
Fullback: Reagan Mauia
Wide receivers: Yatil Green, Tony Martin
Tight end: Hunter Goodwin
Offensive tackles: Spencer Folau, Jonathan Martin
Offensive guards: Eddie Blake, Jamil Douglas
Center: Jake Grove
Defensive tackles: Jordan Phillips, Larry Webster
Defensive ends: Jared Odrick, John Bosa
Linebackers: Eric Kumerow, Jackie Shipp, Koa Misi
Cornerbacks: Paul Lankford, Jamar Fletcher
Safeties: Mike Iquaniello, Jason Allen
Kicker: Joe Nedney
Punter: Mark Royals
Coach: Cam Cameron
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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2021, 09:26:39 pm »

Mare and carpenter are the only candidates for kicker
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2021, 09:32:09 pm »

Ray Lucas is my quarterback
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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2021, 09:59:49 pm »

Also a work in progress

Quarterback Ray Lucas
Running Back John Avery
Wide Receiver Chad Johnson and David Boston
Tight End Eric Green
Tackle Joseph Martin
Guard
Center
Defensive Tackle
Defensive End Dion Jordan
Linebacker Jackie Shipp
Corner
Safety Jason Allen
Kicker
Punter
Coach Cam Cameron
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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2021, 02:42:09 pm »

Wade Smith
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« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2021, 12:32:27 am »

Quarterback: Garabed Sarkis Yepremian, Super Bowl VII versus the Washington Redskins.
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