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« on: July 21, 2017, 03:10:52 pm »

In the spirit of CF's recent All-time team, let's make a team of disappointments, malcontents, busts, bums and headaches.

You have to be creative, because the "worst" players probably never saw a snap.  Use your discretion to make me laugh.

Quarterback:
Running back:
Fullback:
Wide receivers:
Tight end:
Offensive tackles:
Offensive guards:
Center:
Defensive tackles:
Defensive ends:
Linebackers:
Cornerbacks:
Safeties:
Kicker:
Punter:
Coach:
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2017, 04:02:39 pm »

I'll do a few:

Quarterback:  Like a car, even the Dolphins have had a Lemon
Running back: Cecil the Diesel!
Wide receivers: Yatil 'peg leg' Green
Tight end: Randy 'I like to beat women for shits and giggles' McMichael
Offensive tackles: Dallas 'I suck at my job' Thomas
Offensive guards: See above
Defensive ends:  The real Juice, Dion Jordan
Coach:  Cam 'Fail Forward' Cameron
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2017, 04:35:39 pm »

List in progress:

Quarterback: John Beck?
Running back:
Fullback:
Wide receivers:
Tight end:
Offensive tackles:
Offensive guards:
Center:
Defensive tackles:
Defensive ends:
Linebackers:
Cornerbacks: Jamar Fletcher?
Safeties:
Kicker: Caleb Sturgis?
Punter: Mark Royals
Coach: Cam Cameron
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2017, 06:13:02 pm »

QB:   Ray Lucas.  He cost the team in 2002.  John Beck's team sucked anyway
RB:   Sammie Smith, who actually is in the ROD
WR:  Yatil Green, also in the ROD.
CB:   Jamar Fletcher
LB:   Eddie Moore
K:     Mare, for always choking in the clutch.
P:     Mark "Shanker" Royals
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2017, 07:56:08 pm »

I think you mean "all goat" team, not "all GOAT" team.

GOAT as an acronym usually means Greatest Of All Time.
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2017, 01:17:42 pm »

^ I was thinking about that.  It's weird that goat has come into the lexicon after we used it for "goat trailer".  Unfortunate.
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