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« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2019, 04:48:40 pm »

He may be forced to sell by the commish himself
hahaha .... The commish works for the owners ... not the other way around.
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« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2019, 06:18:15 pm »

Assuming reports are factual this is on par with what got Irsey a 6 game suspension and $500k fine.
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« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2019, 06:44:29 pm »

I am realizing this might be a good thing..... Greatest coach in history - check.  Franchise QB - check.  12 draft picks in the up coming draft to reload leaving players- check.

The only thing missing was something to rally behind.  Something to convince the team it is us against the world.  Kraft will be suspended and won’t be able to attend the unveiling of the 6th SB banner, so the team will be on a mission to get him #7.  

Summary of results:

Loses Probowl 1st pick overall QB to injury, replacement is 6th round backup.  — win SB

Spygate - 16-0 in regular season

Deflategate - win SB LI

Edelman suspension - Edelman SB MVP

Kraft suspension - TBD

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« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2019, 09:29:57 pm »

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If you give an old man like him a ten year sentence, it's basically a life sentence
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I'm going to assume that you've never actually been with a hooker, because there really isn't much of an interview process before you start bumping uglies. How in the world would Kraft ever be able to tell the difference between a normal prostitute and someone who is the victim of human trafficking? He can't! 

Now if the hooker slips him a note that says "my life is in danger from human traffickers, please help!" and he crumples up the note and gives the dog a bone anyway...sure, put him in jail. 

For what it's worth though, if I had Kraft's money, I'd never fuck anyone but a professional escort...and I'd have a standing order in for any fresh Asian talent that might come along.


Willful disregard of the law doesn't absolve him .. replace slave "hooker" with 15 year old "hooker" and then tell me that kraft wouldn't be in piles of shit right now. Slavery is as abhorrent as you can get in my mind.
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« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2019, 09:35:28 pm »

If you give an old man like him a ten year sentence, it's basically a life sentence

Crime he is being charged with carries a maximum sentence of 60 days.
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« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2019, 01:00:12 pm »

Faux, willful disregard means he has knowledge and went forward. We are saying how would he know unless the person asked for help?
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« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2019, 01:58:02 pm »

And the illegal drug trade funds terrorist organizations.  By the logic of some here, smoking a joint is the same thing as masterminding 9/11. 

Kraft is charged with a misdemeanor with a maximum of 60 days. He was a john not a pimp.
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« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2019, 02:05:29 pm »

And the illegal drug trade funds terrorist organizations.  By the logic of some here, smoking a joint is the same thing as masterminding 9/11. 

Kraft is charged with a misdemeanor with a maximum of 60 days. He was a john not a pimp.
Bush didn't do 9/11, I did?  *Mind blown*
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« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2019, 02:23:33 pm »

Willful disregard of the law doesn't absolve him .. replace slave "hooker" with 15 year old "hooker" and then tell me that kraft wouldn't be in piles of shit right now. Slavery is as abhorrent as you can get in my mind.

Agreed, with the stipulation that not all prostitutes are slaves.


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« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2019, 02:45:18 pm »

Assuming reports are factual this is on par with what got Irsey a 6 game suspension and $500k fine.

Exactly.  As I said when it first broke, he will do ZERO jail time.  Any fine will be meaningless as to guys with this kind of money, any fine they give him will amount to a dinner bill.  A suspension is less than meaningless.  How many tackles or completed passes did he have last year?  Suspending an owner is a completely token gesture.  Zero jail and time and essentially zero punishment from the league.  The only pain he is going to feel from this is the expensive jewelry apology he is going to have to buy for his girlfriend. 
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« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2019, 02:49:58 pm »

Right now, this is a medium deal.

If it turns out that Kraft had no knowledge or involvement in the trafficking thing, it becomes a small deal.
If it turns out that he did, it becomes a big deal.
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« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2019, 04:13:50 pm »

He did seem very happy at the AFCCG.  Now we know it wasn’t just going to the super bowl.
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« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2019, 04:22:22 pm »

Exactly.  As I said when it first broke, he will do ZERO jail time.  Any fine will be meaningless as to guys with this kind of money, any fine they give him will amount to a dinner bill.  A suspension is less than meaningless.  How many tackles or completed passes did he have last year?  Suspending an owner is a completely token gesture.  Zero jail and time and essentially zero punishment from the league.  The only pain he is going to feel from this is the expensive jewelry apology he is going to have to buy for his girlfriend. 

Do you seriously believe that?   If the judge is a Dolphins fan, he'll throw the book at Kraft. 
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« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2019, 04:30:07 pm »

Do you seriously believe that?   If the judge is a Dolphins fan, he'll throw the book at Kraft. 

If the DA doesn’t agree to a plea bargain of zero jail time, Kraft can choose simply to be banished from Florida.  It is a non-extridable offense.
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« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2019, 05:18:37 pm »

If the judge is a Dolphins fan, he'll throw the book at Kraft. 

Not everyone is like you.
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