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dolphins4life
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« on: April 17, 2019, 07:22:20 pm »
I am thinking about getting plastic surgery on my nose.

I want to use a computer program to fool around with to see what it would look like before I make the decision.

Any suggestions?
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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2019, 08:23:58 pm »
I hear Fortnite is pretty popular.



That said, I recommend asking a surgeon, since they will have tools that represent what is actually possible.
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2019, 10:41:18 am »
I recommend you save your money.
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2019, 01:20:36 pm »

Every reasonable psychological study shows that chicks really dig a huge schnozz...the bigger the better. Something about a Proboscis Gigantus that gets women all gooey in their nether regions.

Current Guinness record holder for largest nose is Mehmet Ozyurek:




Oh yeah, you better believe that ol' Mehmet is just swimming in pussy...
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2019, 02:09:34 pm »
^^^^^^^

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A: Lie, tell the truth, lie, truth, lie, truth, lie, truth,  lie, lie LIE!
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2019, 02:10:04 pm »
Make sure that unibrow is trimmed up, don't worry about a nose job.  
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2019, 03:23:39 pm »
I do wax my unibrow, although I'm not sure you know how I have one.

Spider, fortnite is a computer game, not a software program.

I just want to do an experiment.  I want to adjust a photo of me and post it to my profile and see if I start getting more responses.  If I don't, I will know it's something else.

2016 was a good year.

2017 was okay

2018 and 2019 have so far not been good years.
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2019, 06:37:09 pm »
Quote from: dolphins4life on April 27, 2019, 03:23:39 pm
I do wax my unibrow, although I'm not sure you know how I have one.

Do you not remember the cringy photos of you hugging people you posted on here?
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