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dolphins4life
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« on: April 20, 2019, 11:37:54 pm »
Can you think of any?

Here's an old one:

Why was Cinderella such a bad baseball player?

Because she ran away from the ball
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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2019, 08:52:35 am »
Minnie told Mickey she wanted a divorce. He responded: "Are you fucking crazy?!". "No I'm fucking Goofy"

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?  Gagged.
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2019, 11:07:05 am »
What did Goofy do when Doc McStuffins found a high concentration of sugar in his urine sample?

He pissed on his corn flakes
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