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« on: June 21, 2019, 07:33:15 pm »

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/06/21/leveon-bell-didnt-realize-naked-women-he-left-in-bed-would-steal/

Really you just leave them in the house on trust.
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2019, 12:55:14 am »

Who among us has not done this before?  I mean, when you have multiple naked women in your bed all the time, it's easy to slip up and forget that they're there when you leave.

Let he who has not made the same mistake cast the first stone.
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2019, 10:22:53 am »

Proof positive the Yankees (who I hate even more than the Jets) have smarter players.  Derek Jeter would have provided them car service home and a gift basket.  Bell leaves the girls at his house so they can do self service souvenir hunting.
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2019, 05:35:28 pm »

Didn't some coach have hookers in his hotel room and one of them ordered one of everything on the menu boxed to go from room service?
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2019, 01:41:41 pm »

This is the first time in a while I clicked on one of the pun headlines because the story is usually about some jobbers I could not care less about. Bell is an idiot.
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2019, 03:28:25 pm »

First world problems.
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2019, 11:37:21 am »

I have to say this is the best PFT headline ever

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/06/25/former-shark-trying-to-become-a-jet/

Rare you get Westside story references over there.


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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2019, 01:48:00 pm »

I have to say this is the best PFT headline ever

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/06/25/former-shark-trying-to-become-a-jet/

Rare you get Westside story references over there.


Not to go off-topic, but yeah, to go off-topic... This is a cute little headline, and sure...the WSS ref is cool and all, but once you've gotten addicted to the National Enquirer headlines, nothing else will do.

PFF headline: "Former Shark Trying to Become a Jet"

National Enquirer headline: "Boy Trapped in Refrigerator Eats Own Foot"

There is no contest here... Wink



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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2019, 07:18:41 pm »

Not to go off-topic, but yeah, to go off-topic... This is a cute little headline, and sure...the WSS ref is cool and all, but once you've gotten addicted to the National Enquirer headlines, nothing else will do.

PFF headline: "Former Shark Trying to Become a Jet"

National Enquirer headline: "Boy Trapped in Refrigerator Eats Own Foot"

There is no contest here... Wink





One is pure fiction, one is clever.  No contest.
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2019, 08:55:09 am »

PFF headline: "Former Shark Trying to Become a Jet"

National Enquirer headline: "Boy Trapped in Refrigerator Eats Own Foot"

One is pure fiction, one is clever.  No contest.

Did you count the boy's feet before posting that? Or are you just making an assumption based on source?

Next I suppose you're gonna tell me that Bat-child isn't real either...




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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2019, 11:54:29 am »

NI is closer to credible than WWN. 
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