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« on: August 16, 2020, 01:50:30 pm »

Have you guys ever had a football cake?

I think there should be a challenge.  You have to eat an entire football cake in 1 hour
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2020, 11:16:13 am »

True story and one of my favorites:

My wife threw me a birthday party that was video game themed.  She ordered a Pac-Man cake from Target that she envisioned to be a circular cake with either a piece removed before it was iced or with a black triangle for a mouth.  When she got there to pick up the special order, the cake had little football guys on it. 

They made her a Pac-Man Jones cake.

In an OMG-WTF rush, the bakery quickly iced another cake on the spot.  But I was disappointed.  I would've rather had her bring home the first cake.  I thought that would have been hilarious.
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2020, 11:43:17 am »


^^^ That is freaking awesome...I would've wanted the first cake as well.

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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2020, 02:21:11 pm »

A Pac Man Jones cake would have been freaking hilarious!!!
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2020, 05:48:08 pm »

LMBO .. I have to ask. what does a a Pac-Man Jones cake look like?
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2020, 08:13:13 pm »

There better be little strippers or it isn't authentic
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2020, 08:50:49 pm »

I wonder how a cake can make it rain
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2020, 08:42:50 am »

I wonder how a cake can make it rain

Sprinkles...

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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2020, 10:38:04 am »

Sprinkles...



That sounds like the name of one of the strippers.  "Sprinkles to the main stage please.  Gentlemen, welcome Sprinkles to the main stage!"
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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2020, 10:42:40 am »

That sounds like the name of one of the strippers.  "Sprinkles to the main stage please.  Gentlemen, welcome Sprinkles to the main stage!"
With a name like that, she must do something similar to the ping pong ball trick...
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