Playoff thread

[Tenshot13]

I mean, you want to bang the prom queen because she wants to bang you, but you still want to bang the prom queen if it's a pity F too lol.

I get your point though, nice analogy!

[dolphins4life]

After the Bengals, the Dolphins have NE, KC, BUF, and OAK.

They need all the help they can get.

SCREW THE DRAFT.  I WANT THE PLAYOFFS.       

[Tenshot13]

After the Bengals, the Dolphins have NE, KC, BUF, and OAK.

They need all the help they can get.

SCREW THE DRAFT.  I WANT THE PLAYOFFS.      

Assuming Miami wins the Bengals game:

If Miami wins all of their games, it would put them at 12-4, and they would be immediate Superbowl contenders with only the Steelers and maybe KC who they would have already beaten ahead of them.

If Miami was a serious contender, they'd be 3-1 after that run, putting them at 11-5

If Miami was fringe playoffs, 2-2 putting them at 10-6

If they do worse than that, they're sitting at 9-7 or worse, which probably wouldn't get them in the playoffs anyway.  Like I said, I don't give a damn about the Colts, I want the Texans to lose as many games as possible, especially this season since we have both their first and second round picks.

[Dave Gray]

At this point, I'd be content to bang the secretary of the AV Club: Let's get that 7 seed.

[dolphins4life]

I am not assuming Miami wins the Bengals game

[EDGECRUSHER]

I am not assuming Miami wins the Bengals game

If Miami doesn't beat the Bengals without Joe Burrow, then we should be forced to give the Texans our own draft picks.

[dolphins4life]

^^^^^^^^

Yes, you are right.  No playoff team has ever suffered an upset during the regular season in the history the NFL. 

When a team does get upset, they concede that they have no chance of doing anything the rest of the season.

If they DO win, then actually, I was wrong about the Titans and Browns game.  That game benefits them either way.  Either way, they are guaranteed to catch up to either the Browns or the Titans.

[Dolphster]

At this point, I'd be content to bang the secretary of the AV Club

Watch out for her braces, brother.  lol

[dolphins4life]

Well here's where things stand right now:

Cle  9-3
ind  8-4
Mia  8-4
LV   7-5
Bal  6-5

NE is creeping back into it at 6-6

[EDGECRUSHER]

Well here's where things stand right now:

Cle  9-3
ind  8-4
Mia  8-4
LV   7-5
Bal  6-5

NE is creeping back into it at 6-6

Stupid Jets could've all but eliminated the Raiders for us. Now, our last 4 games include 3 playoff spot opponents for us and the Chiefs. We want the playoffs, we're going to have to earn it.

[dolphins4life]

Stupid Jets could've all but eliminated the Raiders for us. Now, our last 4 games include 3 playoff spot opponents for us and the Chiefs. We want the playoffs, we're going to have to earn it.

If NE beats the Dolphins two weeks from now that is huge because it gives them tiebreakers over three teams


Miami probably has to beat the Patriots and the Raiders to have any shot

[dolphins4life]

Next week:

Indy plays LA
Baltimore plays Cleveland
Tennessee plays Jacksonville

[stinkfish]

Forget this. If the Dolphins can’t get in on their own record then they’re not good enough.

[EDGECRUSHER]

Next week:

Indy plays LA
Baltimore plays Cleveland
Tennessee plays Jacksonville

Cleveland needs to beat Baltimore because their schedule to end the year is laughable, the best team they would play is the Giants, who are admittedly playing much better but still shitty.

No guarantees that we get in at 10-6, but that will probably be enough. 11-5 and a division title would be much nicer though.

[dolphins4life]

Let's assume Miami loses to KC

Indy plays LV

Do we want Indy to lose and make both teams 8-5

or

Do we want LV to lose, which makes Indy 9-4 and Oakland 7-6

Bal plays Cle

Do we want Cle to win and go to 10-3 and the Ravens to either 7-6 or 6-7?

Good news is the Patriots have a REALLY tough draw against the Rams on Thursday

Bad news is if they win, they are in the driver's seat for the Wild Card 

Tennessee should easily handle the Jaguars.

Crazy times are ahead, that's for sure