Miami is more pathetic than the Jets, Giants, Lions, Bengals, Houston and half of the rest of the league?
I'll just pretend that was a massive typo or something...because I don't actually believe that you're braindead.
Let's do this team by team. We are going to use 2002 realignment as our starting point. Miami has made the playoffs twice in that span and not won a playoff game.
Jets: Playoffs in 2002, 2004, 2006, 2009, 2010. 2 AFC title game appearances = better than Miami
Giants: Won two Super Bowls = Better than Miami
Lions: I guess they are comparable to Miami, with three playoff appearances to Miami's two, but still slightly better
Bengals: Have made the playoffs seven times, including five in a row = Better than Miami
Texans: Six playoff appearances and four playoff victories, including one last year. I'd gladly trade away every pick my team had to make the playoffs. = Better than Miami
It's also the way they lose. How, as my friend told me, they get your hopes up, and dash them. It happens all the time. It happened in 2012, 2013, 2014, 2017, 2018, and this year.
2012: They lose two games because Carpenter misses field goals, including one in OT
2013: They score a dramatic victory over NE, and then lose their final two games. Not mention several other winnable games that they choked.
2014: They choke away several fourth quarter leads.
2017: They again defeat NE, but then collapse
2018: They pull off a miracle, but then collapse
2020: They pull off another miracle, but then collapse, and Lady Luck abandons them.