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dolphins4life
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« on: March 03, 2021, 12:41:35 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DETQKUAFNEQ

2015: They make the playoffs (lose first round)
2016: They make the playoffs (lose second round)
2017: Missed playoffs
2018: They make the playoffs (lose first round)
2019: They make the playoffs (lose second round)
2020: Missed playoffs

They made the playoffs four out of six years, and won two playoffs games.  If that is worthy of ridicule, I hope nobody makes a video about the Dolphins anytime soon.
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2021, 10:27:27 am »
2021: 4-12
2022: 5-11
2023: 5-11

This is why they are worthy of ridicule. They destroyed their own team and with such bad ownership, no reason to believe they will be sniffing the playoffs any time soon.
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2021, 02:08:52 pm »
Quote from: EDGECRUSHER on March 03, 2021, 10:27:27 am
2021: 4-12
2022: 5-11
2023: 5-11

This is why they are worthy of ridicule. They destroyed their own team and with such bad ownership, no reason to believe they will be sniffing the playoffs any time soon.

You have no way of knowing that that will happen.

Also, even if it does, and Miami makes the playoffs all three years, which doesn't seem likely, they still will have outperformed Miami. 
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2021, 06:19:34 pm »
Quote from: dolphins4life on March 03, 2021, 02:08:52 pm
You have no way of knowing that that will happen.

Also, even if it does, and Miami makes the playoffs all three years, which doesn't seem likely, they still will have outperformed Miami. 

It's not that hard to figure out.  They've had no first or second round pick for the last two years and they are capped out.  Plus Watson will eat up a huge chunk of their cap space. 

Their new GM better be pretty savvy at evaluating talent in the later rounds in order for them to have a chance at being competetive.
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2021, 09:59:34 pm »
Quote from: ArtieChokePhin on March 03, 2021, 06:19:34 pm
It's not that hard to figure out.  They've had no first or second round pick for the last two years and they are capped out.  Plus Watson will eat up a huge chunk of their cap space. 

Their new GM better be pretty savvy at evaluating talent in the later rounds in order for them to have a chance at being competetive.

My point is, even if they are not competitive for three years, so what?  They still had a very good six year run. 
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2021, 11:20:04 pm »
To be clear, since 2010, HOU has had:

- a 3-time Pro Bowl QB
- a 3-time All-Pro (and 4-time Pro Bowl) WR
- another 3-time Pro Bowl WR
- a 3-time DPOY (and 5 time All-Pro) DE
- another 3-time Pro Bowl DE
- an All-Pro (and 4-time Pro Bowl) LT
- another 2-time Pro Bowl LT
- an All-Pro (and 4-time Pro Bowl) RB
- another All-Pro and Pro Bowl RB
- a 2-time Pro Bowl DB

And what did they accomplish with this embarrassment of riches at the key skill positions?  They failed to make it past the divisional round, and lost those games by an average of 18 points.
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2021, 11:22:51 pm »
Quote from: Spider-Dan on March 04, 2021, 11:20:04 pm
To be clear, since 2010, HOU has had:

- a 3-time Pro Bowl QB
- a 3-time All-Pro WR
- another 3-time Pro Bowl WR
- a 3-time DPOY (and 5 time All-Pro) DE
- another 3-time Pro Bowl DE
- an All-Pro (and 4-time Pro Bowl) LT
- another 2-time Pro Bowl LT
- an All-Pro (and 4-time Pro Bowl) RB
- another All-Pro and Pro Bowl RB
- a 2-time Pro Bowl DB

And what did they accomplish with this embarrassment of riches at the key skill positions?  They failed to make it past the divisional round, and lost those games by an average of 18 points.


Is that something to laugh at?  They have a had a very good run. 
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2021, 11:24:35 pm »
They had an incredible amount of talent and completely wasted it.
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2021, 11:25:46 pm »
Quote from: Spider-Dan on March 04, 2021, 11:24:35 pm
They had an incredible amount of talent and completely wasted it.

Well, if "wasted it" means not winning a Super Bowl, most teams wasted those years, too.

Their six year run was quite good.

People on this board act like Miami Fleeced them in that trade.  I think four playoff appearances in six years is well worth two first round and two second round picks.  Heck, I'd do it for FOUR first round and FOUR second round picks.
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2021, 12:31:02 am »
Have you ever heard anyone say that Rex Ryan "wasted" the talent he had on the Jets by only making two AFC Championship Games?  Because I haven't.

You don't have to win the Super Bowl or be declared a failure.  But with that kind of talent, you should at least make it to the conference finals.
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2021, 12:43:49 am »
Quote from: Spider-Dan on March 05, 2021, 12:31:02 am
Have you ever heard anyone say that Rex Ryan "wasted" the talent he had on the Jets by only making two AFC Championship Games?  Because I haven't.

You don't have to win the Super Bowl or be declared a failure.  But with that kind of talent, you should at least make it to the conference finals.

So the laughable part was not making it the conference championships? 
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2021, 08:30:13 am »
Quote from: dolphins4life on March 04, 2021, 11:22:51 pm
Is that something to laugh at?  They have a had a very good run. 

They surely would have won at least 5 Super Bowls in the last 10 years...if it wasn't for those damned refs.

Pretty sure the kicker was in on the whole conspiracy as well.
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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2021, 08:36:25 am »
Quote from: Sunstroke on March 05, 2021, 08:30:13 am
They surely would have won at least 5 Super Bowls in the last 10 years...if it wasn't for those damned refs.

Pretty sure the kicker was in on the whole conspiracy as well.



Plus Bill O'Brien for trading away all of their talent and draft picks for pennies.
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2021, 04:11:19 pm »
Quote from: dolphins4life on March 04, 2021, 11:22:51 pm
Is that something to laugh at?  They have a had a very good run. 

The laughable part was the 2019 playoffs where they had KC on the ropes and let them back in the game.  Blew a 24 point lead in ONE QUARTER. 

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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2021, 12:46:08 am »
How many times in your life have you seen a football game in which a team with a 24-point lead loses by 20 points?
It was obscene and pathetic.
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