Bidets

[Dave Gray]

I know that some of you swear by this item.  I'm remodeling my bathroom.  It's a total gut job.  So, I want to include one.  As I understand, it's just a toilet-attachment piece, right?   Is there are style or brand or type I should look for?  I don't know what I don't know.

[Fau Teixeira]

If you lack space it's a toilet attachment piece .. if you have room, it's a whole separate unit

[CF DolFan]

We got the attachment about a year ago. Not sure if one brand is better than the other but ours seems to work fine.

[Dave Gray]

We got the attachment about a year ago. Not sure if one brand is better than the other but ours seems to work fine.

I suppose they all squirt your asshole in some fashion, which is the goal.



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I do not have room for a specific unit.   This would be some kind of under-seat attachment.

[Spider-Dan]

This is the one I currently have ($109).  It mounts in-between the toilet seat and the back of the toilet rim.  No electricity is required, and it hooks into the existing cold water line for your toilet.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08VS11Z1N/

That was the second bidet I've purchased, as the first one I bought was much cheaper ($32), but the knob snapped off and I had to replace the unit (I got about 2.5 years of use out of it).

The "whole separate units" (like this one) are usually referred to as "washlets," and replace the seat and lid.  They run $400+, require electricity, and have features like a heated seat, warm spray, heated air drying, etc.

[Sunstroke]

This is the one I currently have ($109).  It mounts in-between the toilet seat and the back of the toilet rim.  No electricity is required, and it hooks into the existing cold water line for your toilet.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08VS11Z1N/

I found the line in the description:  "Adjust the pressure from gentle butt spritz to power wash" to be extremely hilarious... 

[Dave Gray]

I'm ready to purchase, I think.  The toilet is in.

When you say "no power is required", what does that mean?  Does it use pressure from the water line or does it have batteries or something?

[Spider-Dan]

It is entirely mechanical and uses pressure from the water line.

The bidets that require power have features like seat warmers, drying fans, night lights, etc.

[CF DolFan]

I think that is the one we have and if not, it's very similar.

[Brian Fein]

If you were a baller, you'd knock down a wall in that bathroom and put a separate fixture to squirt your butthole.  Gold plated.  Only the best... 

squirt squirt.

[Dave Gray]

I have purchased.  I think it arrives Saturday.  I'll keep you posted.

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

Straight from the cold water line might work fine in So Fla but I would not use it in the winter in New England

[Spider-Dan]

Straight from the cold water line might work fine in So Fla but I would not use it in the winter in New England

You don't have as many temperature-sensitive nerves in that area, so it probably wouldn't be an issue.

It's like how you can still eat or drink things that are too hot to touch.

[CF DolFan]

If you were a baller, you'd knock down a wall in that bathroom and put a separate fixture to squirt your butthole.  Gold plated.  Only the best... 

squirt squirt.

Hahaha ...

Don't paddy cake it. Put in double toilets like Meghan Trainer and her hsuband .... hahahaa

[Dave Gray]

The bidet arrived today.  Damn that was fast.

I don't think I'm going to install it tonight.  It looks relatively simple, but I won't be home this evening and I don't want to start anything like this, just in case there's some bullcrap.


Related to CF's picture, my sister rented a house when she lived in China and they needed a certain number of toilets per people that the house could hold.  So, the Chinese solution was to have two toilets right next to each other in the bathroom.