According to AI
The rest sounds about right, but I didn't think the site was satire.
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I'm curious what you asked AI to get this answer. Much of the answer you get from AI has to do with how you frame the question which is why AI can give false or misleading answers at times. You have to be very specific about what you are asking to get very specific answers. If you let AI try to figure out what you are asking, you'll tend to get vague or multiple responses. For example you should start out your question with a little background before the question itself for AI to understand the context of your question. I find when I do that I tend to get very good results.
For instance when I asked this question "I'm thinking of joining a website called the dolphins make me cry, what should I expect?", I got this reply.
"You should expect a long‑running, snarky, deeply opinionated Miami Dolphins fan community built around message‑board culture — not a modern social media platform. It’s one of those old‑school NFL fan sites that survived because the people using it never left. Core takeaway: TDMMC (“The Dolphins Make Me Cry”) is a sarcastic, tight‑knit Dolphins fan forum with daily discussion, heavy banter, and decades of shared misery."
Sounds about right to me.
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