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dolphins4life
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« on: September 01, 2026, 03:05:28 pm »
I'm depressed because I don't have depression.

I want to have depression because if you have depression you get disability and party all day.

However, if I had depression I wouldn't be depressed anymore because then I'd have depression.

Since I wouldn't be depressed, I wouldn't have depression

This is a no-win situation which is making me depressed
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2026, 07:03:15 pm »

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Phishfan
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2026, 10:21:00 pm »
WTF
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Pappy13
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2026, 08:29:05 am »
Cheer up, maybe you're just multiple personalities?  Evil
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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2026, 12:28:03 pm »
Quote from: Phishfan on September 01, 2026, 10:21:00 pm
WTF

The OP doesn't understand how depression nor disability works.  But he does prefer to kick down instead of punch up. 
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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2026, 03:40:04 pm »
"I wish I was paralyzed in a car accident so I could have people take care of me all day and never have to lift a finger (because I can't move my fingers)"
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