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« on: January 12, 2006, 08:31:56 pm »
1.  Because he's cool as hell.

C'mon!  Do you really need one hundred and fucking one reasons to be happy Crass is home?!
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2006, 08:36:50 pm »
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He joined BOTH of my failed message boards. That makes him cool in my book.

Welcome back, Crass!
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2006, 08:45:45 pm »
3. There was too much proper grammar around here!!

(just kidding, welcome back man!)
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2006, 08:46:20 pm »
4. No one has called me "fat ass" in a while
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2006, 09:25:23 pm »
5. I farted!

(If you know Crass, you'll get that.)
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2006, 09:31:18 pm »
6. .....    ...............

I can't think of a good reason but I like Crass too!  Welcome back
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2006, 10:12:56 pm »
7.  CUZ HE'S REPPIN JERSEY 2-0-1
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2006, 10:29:39 pm »
8. Becase speeling isnt' relly impotent.
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2006, 03:12:44 am »
9.) I farted again... (Hey it's crass, Grin) Welcome back
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2006, 05:01:40 am »
10) He's a Yankee fan !
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2006, 07:23:38 am »
11. Because one simply can not get enough of David Hasselhoff holding 2 cute and cuddly puppies  Wink
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2006, 09:43:17 am »
12) Because he owes me a case of Fritos...and I'm almost out of snacks at home.
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2006, 09:44:01 am »
13- Because he might get another part time job, where I can crank call him again! (ask him about the time I called Best Buy)
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2006, 09:59:32 am »
14. I farted.......again

Since at least 1/2 of Crass' total posts were "I farted", I see no reason by the top 101 reasons shouldn't include it at least 50 times.
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2006, 10:01:42 am »
15- Because a lot of our newer members have never heard Crass describe how the new team fight song should go (complete with eagles pecking out eyeballs)
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