The following holidays are the ones worth celebrating. Everything else can suck it.
1. My Birthday (05-17)
2. The 4th of July (07-04)
3. The JFK Assasination Observance (11-22)
4. The Super Bowl
5. Game 7 of the World Series
6. Game 7 of the NBA Finals
7. November 5th, 1955. The day the Flux Capacitor was invented.
1. My Birthday (10-24)
2. Super Bowl Sunday
3. NFL Championship Sunday
4. New Year's Bowl Week
5. New Years Eve
6. 4th of July
7. Christmas Eve (Feast of the Seven Fishes)
8. College Football Rivalry Saturday
9. St. Patrick's Day
10. NFL Opening Day