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raptorsfan29
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« on: February 18, 2006, 12:30:59 pm »

    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5305987700326084557

 
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2006, 01:15:46 pm »
Tim Duncan    Grin

20% Speed, 30% Selfishness, 50% Skill, 30% Athleticism 
Tim Duncan has been called the best player in basketball by many, and it's tough to argue. His Spurs have won three of the last seven championships and two of the last three. He's not the quickest player, nor the most athletic, but his ability as a player and as a leader makes him very dangerous, which in turn provides many opportunities for his other talented teammates. Yao Ming is another player similar to Duncan. 
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2006, 02:45:20 pm »

I am absolutely disgusted with this test... Not only did it take way too long, but it returned a player that I dislike almost as much as any player I've ever seen in the NBA.

(Player blurb below completely rewritten to make it more accurate)

Antoine Walker

30% Pussy, 50% Non-shooting Biatch, 40% Egomaniac, 70% Defensive Liability

Antoine Walker is the champion of the common man, mainly because the common man can't shoot, dribble or play defense either. 'Toine has a career FG% of .415, lowest among all power forwards in NBA history with more than 5,000 shot attempts ('toine's launched it 13,000+ times in his 10-year career). He also has a career 3pt FG% of .328 and FT% of .642, proving that it doesn't matter where 'toine shoots it from, chances are good that a CLANK is forthcoming. Gave himself the nickname "Employee #8," in the hopes that people will think he's a hard-worker, but his laziness on defense has earned him a more fitting handle of "Spectator #8."
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2006, 03:29:32 pm »
LeBron James
60% Speed, 40% Selfishness, 70% Skill, 60% Athleticism 
This is an elite category. LeBron James is fast, athletic, gifted with a diverse skill set, and is a highly unselfish player. If more people played like LeBron, the NBA would rapidly return to its Bird-and-Magic-era popularity. He's as good as the hype. Not a LeBron fan? How about Dwayne Wade or Kevin Garnett? They fit this same mold. 
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2006, 05:39:48 pm »
LeBron James
50% Speed, 20% Selfishness, 60% Skill, 60% Athleticism
This is an elite category. LeBron James is fast, athletic, gifted with a diverse skill set, and is a highly unselfish player. If more people played like LeBron, the NBA would rapidly return to its Bird-and-Magic-era popularity. He's as good as the hype. Not a LeBron fan? How about Dwayne Wade or Kevin Garnett? They fit this same mold.

I hate LeBron James...
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2006, 11:39:42 pm »
Lebron James baby!!!
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2006, 10:35:02 am »
Amare Stoudemire
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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2006, 11:19:57 am »
Quote from: bsmooth on February 19, 2006, 10:35:02 am
Amare Stoudemire

No fair...I wanted Amare!  Cry
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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2006, 12:58:44 pm »
i got 

Mark Madsen
30% Speed, 50% Selfishness, 30% Skill, 30% Athleticism
You won't find a nicer guy than Madsen. Unfortunately, you won't find a bigger, goofier, less effective center either. Well, okay, maybe Greg Ostertag.

who is he
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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2006, 02:17:39 pm »
Quote from: raptorsfan29 on February 19, 2006, 12:58:44 pm
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Mark Madsen
30% Speed, 50% Selfishness, 30% Skill, 30% Athleticism
You won't find a nicer guy than Madsen. Unfortunately, you won't find a bigger, goofier, less effective center either. Well, okay, maybe Greg Ostertag.

who is he

The capsule sums it up pretty accurately there...both Ostertag and Madsen are goofy ineffective white boys. Madsen was playing with Shaq & Kobe in LA, and is now a bit player for the T-Wolves. Ostertag is a backup for the Jazz.
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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2006, 04:14:39 pm »
Quote from: Sunstroke on February 19, 2006, 02:17:39 pm
Ostertag is a backup for the Jazz.


Which is really sad because he was a starter at one point. 
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2006, 10:11:19 pm »
    Eric Dampier.  40% speed, 80% Selfishness, 20% Skill, 50% Athleticism.
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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2006, 10:17:34 am »
Tim Duncan
40% Speed, 50% Selfishness, 50% Skill, 40% Athleticism 
Tim Duncan has been called the best player in basketball by many, and it's tough to argue. His Spurs have won three of the last seven championships and two of the last three. He's not the quickest player, nor the most athletic, but his ability as a player and as a leader makes him very dangerous, which in turn provides many opportunities for his other talented teammates. Yao Ming is another player similar to Duncan. 
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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2006, 02:41:33 pm »
LeBron James
60% Speed, 30% Selfishness, 70% Skill, 60% Athleticism 
This is an elite category. LeBron James is fast, athletic, gifted with a diverse skill set, and is a highly unselfish player. If more people played like LeBron, the NBA would rapidly return to its Bird-and-Magic-era popularity. He's as good as the hype. Not a LeBron fan? How about Dwayne Wade or Kevin Garnett? They fit this same mold. 


I'm going to say that this is not a terrible thing!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2006, 03:23:16 pm »
it gave me Amare Stoudemire.  But Lebron, 60% athleticism? what kind of scale is this?
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