Things you've done (on purpose or on accident) to piss your friends off.

[jtex316]

Name some of the things you've done, whether on purpose or completely accidental, to piss off your friends.

The only thing I can think of is I once pissed off Dave Gray pretty bad, and I think he's still mad at me for this.  When I thought of this, I started laughing, but I really think if anything would make him hate me, it's this.

I once borrowed a video game from him for Nintendo 64 called "Goldeneye".  It was like the most awesomest game of 1999, and he loved every second of it.  Anyways, i thought he was completely done with the game, so when i got it, I erased all 3 of his saved games, wiping away hours and hours of unlocked weapons, cheats, codes, and so on.  When he got the game back, he was so pissed at me for doing it, he still talked about it years after. 

So this was really an accident, but as I was unpacking the last few boxes of my room, I ran into the game, and I remembered this story!!!

Your turn.

[GUATARICCAN]

Nothing's worse than erasing someone's game, that happened to me a few times back in the day and I was livid!!!

I accidentally cut the tip of my friends finger off in my car window and years earlier he was bragging how he can do splits and shit and how I couldn't blah, blah....
So I told him I bet he couldn't do one and as he was splitting I football kicked that nigga in his nuts!! I'm a dick, but what can you do. Oh and one time at a keg party the same kid was about to sit in my chair as he was drinking his beer, not on my watch, so I snatched my chair from under him causing him to fall straight on his ass and spill beer all over himself.

[Househead]

I broke Guataricaan's finger playing b-ball once and he still whines and complains like a little girl about it each time i see him. 

[JVides]

Um, the worst was probably when I once seduced one of my buddy's girlfriends to prove that I could.  He said she'd never go for me after I told him she dug me, and I proved him wrong.  I know it violated the "guy code", but he doubted me.  In my mind, he deserved it.

She was "above his weight class" anyway (and I don't mean she was fat; I mean she was too smokin' hot for him, but just right for me).  I dumped her a week later.  He and I are no longer friends, and I can't say I didn't deserve it.  

[Dave Gray]

Um, the worst was probably when I once seduced one of my buddy's girlfriends to prove that I could.  He said she'd never go for me after I told him she dug me, and I proved him wrong.  I know it violated the "guy code", but he doubted me.  In my mind, he deserved it.

She was "above his weight class" anyway (and I don't mean she was fat; I mean she was too smokin' hot for him, but just right for me).  I dumped her a week later.  He and I are no longer friends, and I can't say I didn't deserve it. 

Asshole!  Especially because she was too hot for him.

[JVides]

Asshole!  Especially because she was too hot for him.

Aw, come on, dude, I was like 21 and at the height of my powers; on top of my game.  Of course I was an asshole.  I'm not proud of it, but the question here was what did you do to a friend?  I answered.  I've never done anything like that since.  Hell, my wife was dating some dude from whom I knew I could steal her before we ever started dating, and I stood aside until he screwed it up.

[jtex316]

That's called being "on deck", Jvides

[JVides]

That's called being "on deck", Jvides 

Yep, I guess I was.

[bsfins]

One of my good friends (female),over time slept with a few of my male friends..Well, all my guy friends would come tell me,the next day..."Hey man.I don't want you to be mad,and I wanted to tell you...I'm sleeping with Julie."

Everytime so them I'd talk to Julie,"So Julie,Evertime I mention Nick's name...You get all giddy.so what's up? " She'd always deny knowing anything.I'd probe a little bit farther..."Uhh Huh,right,you like Him." She would Deny it,flat out,a very Quick response.

This may go on for a week...Then typically I'll tell her,I Know you're sleeping with him,why'd you lie about it? She gets all huffy and puffy.(Thinking I'm in love with her,and jealous) Typically we don't talk for a few months...by then she's moved on to someone else...

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I have a buddy,that I everytime I go over to his house,I give his wife alot of attention.I always give her a hug,a kiss on the cheek.She always tells my Buddy..."I'm running off with B.",His reply,"That's good to know if you ever diasappear,I'll go straight to B's house..."

It's not that He's jealous of me,But she'll talk about the rest of the night...I know it drives him nuts...Why don't you pay more attention to me? You never give me a hug,Etc,Etc...

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My buddy Steve,owns a Garage/shop,an he's anal about his tools.(rightfully soo)The difference is,he's more anal about they go back in the same exact spot...EVERYTIME.I'll go to talk to him,he'll be working on someone vehicle.He'll set his tool down,on his Mobile bench...I'll pick it up and walk around with it.He'll get another tool,and ask "where's my Wrench?,I just had it,I swear I just put it down right here..." Then he'll notice me holding it. He'll then go back to what he was working on,I'll throw a towl on the wrench..He gets all red faced.I also like re arranging his peg board...

[YoFuggedaboutit]

I used to do grafitti all the time in high school.  My conversations on the bathroom walls were nothing short of amazing considering the amount of shit talking and threats that were involved.  One time, I wrote something really nasty about one of the guys I played football with.  Unfortunately, he knew what my handwriting looked like and immediately confronted me about it.  Needless to say, we both got CSI (indoor suspension) for a week for fighting.

[Buddhagirl]

I constantly cock block my bestfriend.  Not so much anymore, but back in the day, we would go out and I would throw in every diversion possible to make sure he didn't get laid.

Not because I wanted him. Just because I thought it was funny to watch him get frustrated.  It was like a  sport or something.

[Ryan]

I had sex with crazy_scar_man's wife.  That'll piss him off when he finds out. 

[Brian Fein]

I constantly cock block my bestfriend. Not so much anymore, but back in the day, we would go out and I would throw in every diversion possible to make sure he didn't get laid.

Not because I wanted him. Just because I thought it was funny to watch him get frustrated. It was like a sport or something.

That's pretty messed up.  Poor guy...

[Denver_Bronco]

I constantly cock block my bestfriend.  Not so much anymore, but back in the day, we would go out and I would throw in every diversion possible to make sure he didn't get laid.

Not because I wanted him. Just because I thought it was funny to watch him get frustrated.  It was like a  sport or something.

Damn you ! LMAO

[Denver_Bronco]

I constantly cock block my bestfriend.  Not so much anymore, but back in the day, we would go out and I would throw in every diversion possible to make sure he didn't get laid.

Not because I wanted him. Just because I thought it was funny to watch him get frustrated.  It was like a  sport or something.

I would also like to point out that you actually do like this guy. Subconscience babe.