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« on: February 21, 2006, 02:54:14 pm »
FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed. (4 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2006, 03:00:51 pm »
I read this earlier this morning and I could not believe my eyes!!!! This guy has no doubt lost his flipping marbles.  Huh
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2006, 03:04:11 pm »
Quote from: AZ Fins Fan 55 on February 21, 2006, 03:00:51 pm
I read this earlier this morning and I could not believe my eyes!!!! This guy has no doubt lost his flipping marbles.  Huh

Apparently the woman lost hers too. She still married him!  Shocked
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2006, 03:06:18 pm »

Sweet mercy...That dude has some SERIOUS issues he's dealing with.  Shocked
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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2006, 03:07:12 pm »
Classy guy, this one...
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2006, 03:07:40 pm »
I heard about this on Maxim Radio this morning.  I didn't get a chance to read thru it, though.  
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2006, 03:15:02 pm »
Wow.

This guy must be so insecure to do something like this. I also question the woman. If I handed anything like that to Ms Frimp or my ex wife, I would expect them to run like hell.
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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2006, 03:21:16 pm »
I saw it yesterday. I don't really have a problem with it. I would love for my wife to walk around with no panties.  Evil

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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2006, 03:27:36 pm »
Quote from: Phishfan on February 21, 2006, 03:21:16 pm
I saw it yesterday. I don't really have a problem with it. I would love for my wife to walk around with no panties.  Evil

(There is sarcasm in this)

How much sarcasm vs truth? Grin
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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2006, 03:39:29 pm »
This guy didn't need a marriage, it looks like he needs a classic BDSM situation with some submissive slut...

In regards to the walking around naked part... Once, when my old roommate thought I was going to be out of town for two days longer than my trip actually called for, I walked in to my apartment to find my roommate's very attractive redhaired girlfriend standing naked at the stove, cooking my roommate some eggs. She was wearing a walkman headset, so she didn't hear me walk in at all. Her embarrassment when she turned around and saw me in the living room was quite enjoyable. It turned out that she had lost a bet with my roommate over some trivial thing, and her wager payment was to not put any clothes on for 24 hours.

She was pretty hot though, and the carpet definitely matched the drapes.  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2006, 03:43:58 pm »
After reading that whole thing, not only does my brain hurt, but it is fairly obvious that this guy isn't the brightest crayon in the box.

I find it funny how he seems to be more worried about not getting any after marriage than about having a happy relationship...
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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2006, 07:06:08 pm »
The fact that there is a woman that signed this is what scares me the most.  What the hell is wrong with this chick.

I would LOVE for a guy to hand me that.

Maybe I missed it, but did they mention how the kidnapping charge came about?
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2006, 07:14:30 pm »
The woman never signed it and she gave it to the police to bring about the charges.
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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2006, 08:33:15 pm »
that marraige contract should have been a red flag to that woman.
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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2006, 10:29:05 pm »
Quote from: Buddhagirl on February 21, 2006, 07:06:08 pm


I would LOVE for a guy to hand me that.


Lemme guess.... you'd probably tell him to take it in the bathroom and use it for what it is really meant for.

You tell 'em!!!!
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