Who's the smartest?

[Brian Fein]

No, just most likely to contract cancer.

Lest ye forget, I work with cell phones?  I think I'm most likely to get cancer!

[Thundergod]

I'm with B on this one.  

Intelligence is overrated and sadly only acknowledged by one's ability to BS.   Most intelligent people are shackled by what is written and what is,  keeping them inside the bubble without exploring any other alternatives.  I don't rate someone's intellligence based off of what they know,  but rather how they apply their knowledge.  I can truly say I know some really dumb smart people, and that,  is sad.  

[Phishfan]

I feel honored that I saw my name a couple times mentioned. I was afraid I had disagreed with so many people at different levels that I would automaitically be discounted.

I cannot commit to a singular smartest person as everyone here seems to have their own personal skills. I like reading Main's Objective, I think B has the best original posts of anyone, even though JTEX thinks I don't like him he has great rants, Stroke always has great points, the list is endless.

[jtex316]

I don't "think" you don't like me.  I know it!!! 

[pintofguinness14]

I can't believe no one supports my nomination of Crass.

[AZ Fins Fan 55]

It is too difficult to just nominate someone for the smartest person on this board. Everyone brings their own little area of expertise and value here. Certain people excel in areas that others don't and vice versa. I have noticed that a lot of questions get posted here looking for advice or how to do such and such maybe and there never seems to be a shortage of informative responses. I try to keep an open mind while reading some of the posts even though I don't always agree because I do know that not everyone should not have the same opinion as I do...that would make life rather boring. I enjoy reading J-Tex's rants and D_Bronco's bullshit (although he can get carried away) but it makes it fun. I find Dave's reviews and B's posts and Photoshop clippings very entertaining as well. I also enjoy almost anything posted by Maine, Stroke (who never fails to have me laughing my ass off), Philly and Brian as well. Although I don't always agree with them I do find Run, and Spiders posts often get me thinking about the other side of the story. I know there are individuals that I did not list but I think everyone is smart in their own way and you just can pin it down to one person above another.
 
I guess I just love you all like I am some sort of big ass hippie or something. Stroke said it best when he stated that this very well could be one big as reach around thread!!!!!
 

[MaineDolFan]

Spider!  How did we not mention that guy?  He's as sharp as a razor.

[Fau Teixeira]

i'm sharp like a butter knife

[Philly Fin Fan]

Lest ye forget, I work with cell phones?  I think I'm most likely to get cancer!

Ummm, think about it. I lived in an encapsulated tube, always within at least  150 feet of a nuclear reactor for 3 years of my life. (The reactor is in the middle, and my sub was 300 feet long, so I couldn't go more than 150 feet away from the reactor in either direction)

[SCFinFan]

Does the reaction that causes nuclear energy also cause your cells to go crazy when they split? How exactly does it mess with mitosis?

[Sunstroke]

Spider! How did we not mention that guy? He's as sharp as a razor.

Agreed...Spider's a sharp fella, though I find his extreme hatred of my Niners a little distasteful. 

I was actually just thinking about Spider this past weekend...so I went outside, found a spider, pinned him to the ground with a twig, took a magnifying glass and lased through his midsection. My therapist calls this a healthy misdirection of negative energy.

I just think I hate spiders...

[Philly Fin Fan]

Does the reaction that causes nuclear energy also cause your cells to go crazy when they split? How exactly does it mess with mitosis?

You might want to ask a person with knowledge of a nuclear reactor. I was a Sonar Technician.