without a doubt, no pondering necessary...the Motivational Caterpillar gets my vote:
now if this picture by itself doesn't make anyone here want to carve out all of their nerve endings, you are beyond help.
i can't count on both hands and feet how many times i've found myself screaming at the television during a game when a player has royally fuckered up and watched in awe as you escorted them to the bench hand-in-hand to fellate them with consolation for making a bonehead play...i prayed aloud for years (particularly those last few) for huizenga to hire a disciplinarian-type head coach to replace you...not because i particularly like that type of leader, just because after yourself, it is all that would suffice. The fact that you were so lenient with players went hand-in-hand with your complete lack of motivational ability. And yet, you got an extension to your contract...absolutely astonishing...you must have had the devil's protection.
I watched in disappointment as parcells was hired by the cowboys, and were I aware of it in 1992 at the age of 11, I would have slandered Dan Rooney for hiring Bill Cowher (who i have admired for over a decade) and leaving you to fall by eventual fate to the dolphins. You and Cowher may as well be brothers; you look alike, sound alike and you worked together...but you truly SUCK at what you do. Actually, the fact that you were his predecessor may have been the deciding factor for Nick Saban in taking this job last year...he had to know that after yourself, he could do no wrong. and the fact that the havoc you wreaked on this team in 5 years here was not the worst you had done to a professional football team makes me feel truly sorry for the Chicago Bears.
and to top it off, you are the only head coach i can ever remember being mocked in a magazine that is NOT devoted in any way to professional sports:
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