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« on: March 24, 2006, 11:51:24 am »
Just like to apologize to everyone in advance for posting this link and story, but I felt it was ... interesting.  I'm not posting any pictures directly or the actual story because some people could find it very disturbing.   Roll Eyes

http://www.send2press.com/newswire/2006-03-0322-003.shtml
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2006, 12:44:45 pm »
Ew.
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2006, 12:51:20 pm »
I'd bang that statue
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2006, 01:04:45 pm »
Dude, you'd come to my house and bang my fish if it would hold still long enough.

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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2006, 04:32:22 pm »
Quote from: MaineDolFan on March 24, 2006, 01:04:45 pm
Dude, you'd come to my house and bang my fish if it would hold still long enough.

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LMFAO......I was laughing hysterically when I read that. Nice work Maine!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2006, 04:46:29 pm »
Quote from: Denver_Bronco on March 24, 2006, 12:51:20 pm
I'd bang that statue

It's certainly in the banging position. Is this statue supposed to be the birth or the conception?  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2006, 05:44:02 pm »
Quote from: Denver_Bronco on March 24, 2006, 12:51:20 pm
I'd bang that statue

I'll bet you're the type who goes into a public restroom looking for a "glory hole"
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2006, 06:05:41 pm »
Quote from: alk3hol on March 24, 2006, 04:46:29 pm
It's certainly in the banging position. Is this statue supposed to be the birth or the conception?  Cheesy

From the article...
"Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head."
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2006, 03:15:22 am »
I notice that the crowning head view was conspicuously absent from the photo slideshow.  I've never seen a child being born, but I hear it's rather disturbing.
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« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2006, 07:15:29 am »
Quote from: Denver_Bronco on March 24, 2006, 12:51:20 pm
I'd bang that statue

YEP!! One in the pink one in the stink!!
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