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« Reply #120 on: August 29, 2008, 01:39:37 pm »
Dry off the football.
Someone must have greased it up.
'Cause Beck keeps fumbling.
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« Reply #121 on: August 29, 2008, 02:48:38 pm »
Beck cant hold the ball
And he can not throw the ball
Take the ball from him
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« Reply #122 on: August 29, 2008, 05:14:46 pm »

John Beck is the man!
A QB bred for greatness!
...just fukkin' with ya.
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« Reply #123 on: August 29, 2008, 05:16:40 pm »
Sunstroke is funny
Had me going there briefly
Then, I read line 3
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« Reply #124 on: September 01, 2008, 02:05:10 pm »

Ricky is the key...
Run, run, run or puff, puff, pass
Which one will it be?
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« Reply #125 on: September 03, 2008, 04:12:11 pm »
Disagree or not,
Parcells has made a few moves
I'd call head-scratchers.

No more twinkle-toes,
But chase after old grandpa
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« Reply #126 on: September 04, 2008, 05:12:35 pm »
Ready for fooball?
Watch Brett throw interceptions,
to our boys, the Phins!
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« Reply #127 on: September 07, 2008, 05:18:55 pm »
We could have won it
With a last second TD
But we choked - DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #128 on: September 10, 2008, 12:31:29 pm »
One week done.
Three way tie for first in the AFC East.
Dolphin alone in the cellar. 
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« Reply #129 on: September 10, 2008, 01:11:21 pm »
Hoodie has no clue what a Haiku is, does he?
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« Reply #130 on: September 10, 2008, 02:30:10 pm »
a short poem that uses imagistic language to convey the essence of an experience of nature or the season intuitively linked to the human condition.
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« Reply #131 on: September 10, 2008, 02:36:17 pm »
hai·ku      /ˈhaɪku/ [hahy-koo]
1.   a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/haiku
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« Reply #132 on: September 10, 2008, 03:17:00 pm »
'bout half  haikus here

don't follow that definition

but okay okay
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« Reply #133 on: September 10, 2008, 06:02:00 pm »

Though they may be fun
Haiku's not for everyone.
Rhythm trumps the rhyme

and back to the phins...

Jake, whatcha doing?
Laundry, laundry everywhere,
Choking our offense.

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Fuck the New York Jets
Fuck 'em, fuck 'em and fuck 'em
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« Reply #134 on: September 17, 2008, 09:48:36 pm »
No wins three losses
Is what their record will be
After this Sunday.
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