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« Reply #135 on: September 10, 2008, 06:02:00 pm »

Though they may be fun
Haiku's not for everyone.
Rhythm trumps the rhyme

and back to the phins...

Jake, whatcha doing?
Laundry, laundry everywhere,
Choking our offense.

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Fuck the New York Jets
Fuck 'em, fuck 'em and fuck 'em
Then fuck 'em again.
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« Reply #136 on: September 17, 2008, 09:48:36 pm »
No wins three losses
Is what their record will be
After this Sunday.
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Four legs good, Two legs better
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« Reply #137 on: September 18, 2008, 12:09:45 am »
The only thing worse
than the fins game was losing
to a CM grad   Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

 Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #138 on: September 18, 2008, 10:09:32 pm »
Dolfins play the Pats.
Cassell to Moss three Tds,
Fins get belt whipping.
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« Reply #139 on: September 18, 2008, 10:36:44 pm »


On my milk carton
is a black and white picture
of Ted Ginn junior.
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« Reply #140 on: September 19, 2008, 10:25:58 am »
Quote from: dolphins4life on September 18, 2008, 12:09:45 am
The only thing worse
than the fins game was losing
to a CM grad   Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

 Cheesy Cheesy
Losing to CM
Is not that big of a deal
Aren't you used to it?  Grin
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« Reply #141 on: September 19, 2008, 03:07:42 pm »
^^^^^

Not in anything
football related; we've won
13 for 15
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« Reply #142 on: September 19, 2008, 03:10:40 pm »
Quote from: dolphins4life on September 19, 2008, 03:07:42 pm
^^^^^

Not in anything
football related; we've won
13 for 15
I know. But you don't have to bring that up. Cry
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« Reply #143 on: September 23, 2008, 03:30:30 pm »
The Patriots blow
A big-time Ron Brown beat-down
Dolphins win, phins win!
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« Reply #144 on: November 05, 2008, 03:20:15 pm »


I asked a Phins fan
How John Beck has been doing
The Phins fan said "who?"


4 and 4 magic
beats 1 and 15 voodoo
Sunday school math class
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« Reply #145 on: November 13, 2008, 03:35:03 pm »
The Wildcat Roars!
But, it's just a gimmick.  Right?
Nope.  We've scored again!
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« Reply #146 on: November 14, 2008, 12:15:11 am »
The Jets won tonight
Phins win on Sunday puts us
2 IN THE EAST BITCH!!!
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« Reply #147 on: November 14, 2008, 01:50:13 am »
Run Blocking is fun.
Horny for the Cheerleaders.
Chicks love my Buster.
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Hey... what's in the bowl bitch?
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« Reply #148 on: November 19, 2008, 01:12:06 am »
Pro Bowl voting starts.
Select Cobbs for Special Teams,
then your superstars.
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« Reply #149 on: November 19, 2008, 03:40:08 pm »
Patriots Sunday
Joey Porter runs his mouth!
He may regret it.

We must win this game.
The division could be ours!
It has been too long.
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