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« Reply #90 on: June 18, 2008, 03:30:25 am »
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« Reply #91 on: June 19, 2008, 12:10:53 am »


I see the headlights...
Panic, unable to move.
Which Dolphin am I?
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« Reply #92 on: June 19, 2008, 02:25:42 am »
^^^

Could it be John Beck?
Did I get the answer right?
Damn, I hope I did.
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« Reply #93 on: June 19, 2008, 05:24:59 pm »
Hi, my name is 'Stroke!
I make accurate judgments
Based on just 3 games.

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« Reply #94 on: June 19, 2008, 07:25:49 pm »
Quote from: Brian Fein on June 19, 2008, 05:24:59 pm
Hi, my name is 'Stroke!
I make accurate judgments
Based on just 3 games.


Beck's ineptitude
was apparent so early
there's no need to wait...

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« Reply #95 on: June 19, 2008, 09:30:39 pm »
Quote from: Sunstroke on June 19, 2008, 07:25:49 pm

Beck's ineptitude
was apparent so early
there's no need to wait...

Roll Eyes

Chad Henne is here
Solve the Dolphins QB woes
Is the job he'll do
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« Reply #96 on: July 14, 2008, 06:46:58 am »
haiku in plural
same as in singular
ask dictionary

my haiku use on
not same as syllable
pedant am I

look to the moon
he says beck will win
count to five
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« Reply #97 on: July 18, 2008, 12:07:06 am »
Favre behind center
Tears will rain one thousand years
Another step back
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« Reply #98 on: August 10, 2008, 06:23:20 pm »
Dolphins can't tackle
They failed to score touchdowns
I'm going to cry    Cry
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« Reply #99 on: August 14, 2008, 01:49:29 pm »
I hate Haikus
I don't know how to do them
I love Ricky Williams
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« Reply #100 on: August 14, 2008, 02:18:36 pm »
Dol-fans are fickle
If you don't win NOW, you're toast
Never forgiven
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« Reply #101 on: August 14, 2008, 03:02:00 pm »
"Beck won't start again"
With clarity I saw it,
though most thought me mad.


Send in the McClowns
There has to be the McClowns
Don't bother, they suck...


Ricky and Ronnie,
Run, run, and run it some more
What are our options?
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« Reply #102 on: August 14, 2008, 04:10:45 pm »
Enter Pennington
The next name in the line of
Retread quarterbacks
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« Reply #103 on: August 14, 2008, 05:58:02 pm »
Phins need a QB
I can throw further than Chad
Put me in Toona.
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« Reply #104 on: August 17, 2008, 08:59:09 pm »
Way to go, John Beck.
It seems like you just got here.
Time to say goodbye.
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