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« on: April 18, 2006, 03:52:02 pm »

Hollywood actor and Scientologist Tom Cruise is planning to eat Katie Holmes' placenta.

It is the latest in a series of strange revelations by the 43-year-old 'Mission: Impossible' star about the child he is expecting with fiancée Katie Holmes.

Cruise told GQ magazine: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there."

Cruise has also claimed he knew that Katie Holmes was pregnant before she told him.

He has also defended the Scientology belief that women should give birth in silence.

"It's really about respecting the woman. It's not about her not screaming," he told GQ.

Cruise plans to marry 27-year-old Holmes in the summer. He said earlier this month that their baby was due "any day now".

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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2006, 04:00:53 pm »

I saw this article yesterday. He's a CANNIBAL!!!  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2006, 04:01:39 pm »

What an idiot.  I swear he's turned into a complete social retard.
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2006, 04:32:07 pm »

What the hell has happened to this guy.  He used to be the coolest dude on the planet, after Top Gun and a Few Good Men.

Now he's a total michael jackson whack-job.
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2006, 04:34:17 pm »

I wonder if he's just joking around and then anything he says that's a little whacky is what goes to print.  ...eat the placenta?  Was he joking?

If Clooney said that, they'd probably just pass it off as him being a goof.

Poor Tom...what a whackjob.
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2006, 04:49:17 pm »

Cruise plays down 'placenta plan' 
 
Cruise stars in Mission Impossible III, due out in May
Hollywood actor Tom Cruise has played down reports that he plans to eat the placenta of his new baby.
The War of the Worlds star was quoted in GQ magazine saying he thought the placenta and umbilical cord would be "very nutritious".

But in a subsequent interview with Diane Sawyer on US television, he made light of the comments.

"Yeah, we're going to do that - a whole family thing. Isn't that normal and natural? No, we're not eating it."

 
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2006, 05:40:22 pm »

What the hell has happened to this guy.  He used to be the coolest dude on the planet, after Top Gun and a Few Good Men.

Now he's a total michael jackson whack-job.

THANK YOU!   

Tom,  you are officially a 'gloid,  even if you were "joking" around.
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2006, 05:57:52 pm »

Cruise plays down 'placenta plan' 
 
Cruise stars in Mission Impossible III, due out in May
Hollywood actor Tom Cruise has played down reports that he plans to eat the placenta of his new baby.
The War of the Worlds star was quoted in GQ magazine saying he thought the placenta and umbilical cord would be "very nutritious".

But in a subsequent interview with Diane Sawyer on US television, he made light of the comments.

"Yeah, we're going to do that - a whole family thing. Isn't that normal and natural? No, we're not eating it."

 


He also downplayed the whole "silent birth" thing. I love this scientology crap. Lie all you want, and when someone calls you on it, just say you were kidding or say that wasnt what you meant.

Xenu for public office!!! Grin
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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2006, 06:15:13 pm »

Strange.  I haven't seen him play down the silent birth thing.  I have heard them try to explain why they feel that way and clarify what is and is not okay. 

Quite frankly, if I were getting all of the attention they have gotten recently, I might joke about it too.  Regardless of my religion.
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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2006, 06:20:57 pm »

Wait wait wait.... NOW Tom Cruise is a retard?  Haven't you heard anything unscripted this man has said since the 80s?
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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2006, 06:30:43 pm »

He is a hell of an actor though! And I saw something on placenta eating on Real Sex one time on HBO. This group of Brit ladies had a party and cooked one of the womens placenta in a frying pan and then they ate it while having wine. Lips Sealed
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2006, 07:34:11 pm »

^^^

Actually, I think I remember that.

CANNIBALS!!!
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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2006, 07:58:26 pm »

Well, the clown had a Baby girl...now hopefully..they can SHUT THE F^CK UP,AND GO AWAY! I'm so sick of hearing all about Brad and Angelina,or Tom and Katie...
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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2006, 08:08:30 pm »

Well, the clown had a Baby girl...now hopefully..they can SHUT THE F^CK UP,AND GO AWAY! I'm so sick of hearing all about Brad and Angelina,or Tom and Katie...

Um...that's Tomkat and Brangelina! Roll Eyes
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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2006, 07:58:51 am »

He is a hell of an actor though!

 I can't tell if you are kidding.  If not then this has to be the craziest thing you've ever said GUAT.  He is the same guy in every movie with different lines. Dustin Hoffman is an actor.  Tom Cruise is a face. He has never been great at acting unless you count acting unstable.
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