Ex Dolphin & Howard Stern Caller

[FinFan54]

On Howard Stern this morning, a woman called in to try to get tickets to The Howard Stern Film Festival. She said she used to pose nude online, but her biggest claim to fame was she had sex with a former Dolphin player and two of his friends – all of whom she revealed were black – in front of her husband. She said that her experience with the men was a birthday present for her husband, who she claimed requested the session. She explained her husband met the football player in an online chat room, and she ended up having one-on-one sex with him about a month later. She went on to say her husband propositioned her with his birthday request after a year of “meetings” with the player and he watched the sex act while pleasuring himself from the corner of the hotel room where it took place.

Stern & crew tried to get the name of the player out of her, but she wouldn't say it.  When asked if he was famous, she said no.

The best line of the call was when Stern asked her:

"Did he ever bring over Coach Shula to call the positions?"  (She said it might have helped)

Somewhere during the discussion, Artie Lange had a good one:

"I read that scientists in Florida are teaching dolphins to read.....Mark Duper is almost up to a full sentence."

[Frimp]

I bet it was Cecil Collins.

[FinFan54]

I bet it was Cecil Collins.

Maybe out on work release?

Do you think he would be smart enough to work a computer?

[Dave Gray]

"I read that scientists in Florida are teaching dolphins to read.....Mark Duper is almost up to a full sentence."

Awesome.

[Frimp]

Maybe out on work release?

Do you think he would be smart enough to work a computer?

Is he still in jail?

[The_Phinatic]

Yes, Cecil is still in jail where he belongs.

Why you playa hatin Duper 

[YoFuggedaboutit]

Yes, Cecil is still in jail where he belongs.

Why you playa hatin Duper 

I'm not saying he didn't deserve to go to jail, but 15 years for breaking and entering is pretty harsh. 

[run_to_win]

I'm not saying he didn't deserve to go to jail, but 15 years for breaking and entering is pretty harsh. 

First offense?  Maybe.  Second offense?  Nope.

[FinFan54]

Why you playa hatin Duper 

It wasn't me.  It was Artie Lange.  I thought it was a funny joke, though. 

[fyo]

First offense?  Maybe.  Second offense?  Nope.

15 years for simple B&E is completely out of proportion to the crime, in my opinion. And that's regardless of whether it's the first time or the tenth time. And I say this as someone who has actually had his home broken into.

There's too much of the "hang those horse thieves" mentality of the Old West left. Certainly much more than befits a modern society.

Now, if a weapon (or violence) was used, then it's a completely different matter.

[YoFuggedaboutit]

15 years for simple B&E is completely out of proportion to the crime, in my opinion. And that's regardless of whether it's the first time or the tenth time. And I say this as someone who has actually had his home broken into.

There's too much of the "hang those horse thieves" mentality of the Old West left. Certainly much more than befits a modern society.

Now, if a weapon (or violence) was used, then it's a completely different matter.

Or if the person was home.  I just talked with my cousin who is a Jersey lawyer and a big Dolphins fan.  He says what Cecil Collins did would be considered home invasion, which is a felony. 

[Frimp]

This sounds like something Cecil would have done. Its possible that this couple could have been the people whose house he broke into.

Maybe they met, did their thing, couple called it off, he wanted more.

[run_to_win]

There's too much of the "hang those horse thieves" mentality of the Old West left. Certainly much more than befits a modern society.

You've got to be kidding. 

[The_Phinatic]

First of all, you need to know all the facts before judging the judge that gave him his sentence.  Everything is not a conspiracy theory or vendetta like it seems sometimes on boards.  For example, Ricky didn't test positive because he had alka seltzer  .

I lived in Louisiana when Cecil first got arrested.  It's more than just breaking and entering.  The dude busted open a door to get in the apartment of 2 female students (one had slightly opened the door when he knocked) and grabbed one of the girls who just got out of the shower and had a towel around here and then started dry humping her from behind.   He allegedly exposed himself as well.  Scared the hell out of those girls and rumor had it one of them was the daughter of some LSU big wig.

So, take 2.  He goes to a girls house to break in (stalker - he knew her).  This isn't to steal the paintings off her wall. 

Now, if that happens twice to your mom, sister, wife, girlfriend, etc. do you want this criminal walking around free in a couple of years?  I didn't think so. 

Cecil is a pervert that can't control himself.

[run_to_win]

Personally, I don't car if he, or anyone, just nicely broke in to "steal the paintings off her wall". 

There are good people and there are bad people.  Good people should not have to tolerate the actions of bad people.  Whether that means putting them in prison or 6 feet under... whichever is cheaper works for me.