Things I hate about porn movies (WARNING: Explicit, Non-Work Safe)

[jtex316]

I hate these things about porn movies:

1. Dialogue, of any kind, unless the woman is asking for cock.
2. Anytime they show the guy's face. 
3. "Fake" Sound - quite frequently they add in bullshit sound of a woman screaming, and you can clearly tell it's not her.
4. "Repeat" Scenes - also frequent, porn movies will re-use a 30 second clip in the same "porn sequence".  I hate it.  Sometimes they'll add in the same clip 3 times during a porn.
5. When you can audibly hear the camera guy or director give instructions, or talk at all during the filming of the movie.  Example: "Yeah, fuck her, that's right".  Shut the hell up and film the movie.

[Frimp]

I'm not ragging on anyone. I'm making a statement and asking a question.


Here goes...



I never understood the appeal to porn. I've never had any complaints from a woman, and I really do not want to see another man's dick. It's not like I need to see someone else drilling a woman to get turned on.

But that's just me.

Can someone explain it to me?

[Dave Gray]

Can someone explain it to me?

Yes.  It's better than jerking off to the Sears catalog.

[jtex316]

I guess, like anything else, it's a fantasy.  As a guy, I'm guessing here, you're envisioning yourself acting in that movie.  Similar to when you play a video game - you're envisioning yourself as the 1st person player

(No i'm not comparing video-games to porn, but that's one explanation I guess).

[Frimp]

I guess I can see that.


Dave, I was wondering who was stealing Ms Frimp's Sears catalogs.

[Dave Gray]

I guess I can see that.


Dave, I was wondering who was stealing Ms Frimp's Sears catalogs.

I'm in a pinch ever since we stopped getting National Geographic.

[Frimp]

^^^


 

[crazy_scar_man]

I hate these things about porn movies:

1. Dialogue, of any kind, unless the woman is asking for cock.

I can't agree more!

[Sunstroke]

If I were going to change one thing about the porn industry these days, I'd raise the level of the actors/actresses/writers/directors.  Make it a law that, before you can be considered for any academy award, you must have filmed and released at least one hardcore XXX film. No exceptions... That would get all of Hollywood's finest stars and starlets lining up to drop their drawers.  You say you want to remove all dialogue from porn? Nonsense! The problem isn't the dialogue, it's the way the dialogue is written by hacks and delivered by the cast of non-acting body model wanna-be's. Put "real" actors in there with a real script and it's a whole new ballgame. You tell me you wouldn't enjoy a scene with Jack Nicholson bending Scarlett Johansson over a desk, screaming at her "You want me in that ass...you need me in that ass!!"

Dude...you'd be reaching for the kleenex right there.

[jtex316]

Maybe Jack could ask her "Have you ever served in a forward area?"

[crazy_scar_man]

The problem isn't the dialogue, it's the way the dialogue is written by hacks and delivered by the cast of non-acting body model wanna-be's. Put "real" actors in there with a real script and it's a whole new ballgame.

I don't know man. I think that's a difference between our age groups. Downloading video off the internet became available right about the time I discovered the wonders of porn.

Back then you couldn't download the large files you can now. It was all 15 second to one minute clips. There was no time for dialogue.

The days of the feature film are over man. People are too fickle.

[Phishfan]

How old are you if you just discovered the wonders of porn whit the Internet age? I was looking at porn back when you had to buy it from the little store with the Indian guy on the corner.

[crazy_scar_man]

How old are you if you just discovered the wonders of porn whit the Internet age? I was looking at porn back when you had to buy it from the little store with the Indian guy on the corner.

27 years strong