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« on: May 11, 2006, 03:32:57 pm »
**WARNING,WARNING**
This is probably the dumbest thing posted on this board...


Ok, I ran into a Girl...I REALLY wanted back when we were 17...Well, I ran into her lastnight we chit chatted...then it turned into talking for close to 3 hours.

I kind of admitted to her,that I wanted her back then.We flirted,started talking about sex..one thing leads to another....She mentions a fantasy of Sex in a bathtub full of Jello...Not one that you make 50 batches of jello,and pour them into the bathtub....

So...Here's my question...

How do I make a Bathtub full of jello?..So I can rock her world....

I thought,well, I'll go buy $20 worth of jello,and make it in the bathtub....the directions on the jello,require you to mix it with hot (or boiling water),then refrigerate....Well, I can't put my bathtub in the refridgerator...I thought about using Ice...but that would dilute the jello,and it wouldn't set properly..Then I thought about using a couple of fire extinguishers to cool the jello,then it might not be edible...I have thought about Ballistics gel.

So how would you make a bathtub full of jello?

I'm not sure if I'd be able to go through with having sex in the bathtub full of jello....But I think if I go through the trouble of making a bathtub full of jello,It might get me some brownie points...
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2006, 03:36:57 pm »
I think her request may be physically impossible, unless you live in the North and are willing to wait until winter...

Maybe I'm not as wild as I used to be, but wouldn't that be a bitch to clean up afterwards?  Little chunks of Jello all up in your nethers and whatnot...
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2006, 03:43:25 pm »
Um, make a ton of jello the normal way then dump it into the bathtub.... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2006, 04:13:36 pm »
You'll be making jello forever.

I think if you were to fill the tub with hot water in the morning, stir in 1000 packets of jello, you might have a solid brick by the time it cools off when you get home.  I think the refrigeration is just to get it to set faster.  I'd think Jello doesn't melt at room temperature does it?

You need to super-saturate the liquid by dissolving the jello powder in hot water, and that way when it gets back to room temp, it'll solidify.  It just might take alot longer (and who knows what it'll do below the surface)
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2006, 04:18:23 pm »
Quote from: Denver_Bronco on May 11, 2006, 03:43:25 pm
Um, make a ton of jello the normal way then dump it into the bathtub.... Roll Eyes

Denver hit it on the head. You make massive amounts of jello in normal sized mixing bowls. Once you've refrigerated them to set the gelatin, you dump them all into the tub. The tub doesn't need to be completely full of jello either...the two of you should provide enough displacement that maybe 1/4 full is all you'll need. Besides, the jello itself will be irrelevant once you get in there and start wigglin' and jugglin' around in the stuff.
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2006, 04:19:44 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2006, 04:21:22 pm »
You might be able to mix it up and then use lots of ice bags to make the jello set.  

...or you could just not be a pervert....but whatever.
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2006, 04:47:06 pm »
Well Brian's Link says it all......That was my concern if she actually wanted to have sex...When we're done,am I going to look like a Smurf,or a Snork?

It was just a dumb thought I've had all day.....Slow day at the office....
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2006, 05:00:15 pm »
I know Brian has already tried to prove this is a bad idea.... but for the sake of sciece and sex, if I were to try to do this, I would try dry ice. 
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2006, 05:34:21 pm »
Quote from: Lil B on May 11, 2006, 03:32:57 pm
She mentions a fantasy of Sex in a bathtub full of Jello...

How do I make a Bathtub full of jello?..So I can rock her world....

Quote from: Dave Gray on May 11, 2006, 04:21:22 pm
...or you could just not be a pervert....but whatever.

Dave... Far be it from me to lecture a worldly fella like yourself about women... But if a woman tells you that she has a sexual fantasy that is as harmless as filling a bathtub full of jello, satisfying her fantasy by making a tub-load of jello isn't perverted, it's brilliant. If a guy isn't up to fulfilling his woman's little fantasies, eventually that woman will go looking for someone who will.

Lil_B... Go for it, dude...bring her home and wiggle and jiggle her in the jello until she has her fill. Get the lime green jello though...nothing looks better being slurped off a camel toe than lime green jello.



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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2006, 07:07:21 pm »
I would really like to know why this is a fantasy.  Not even on my fantasy radar.  Odd.

If you do this, can I please interview the girl. I want to know what's hot about this?  (I'm making a face right now thinking about some of the place jello would get.)
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2006, 07:35:45 pm »
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Um, make a ton of jello the normal way then dump it into the bathtub....

Lil B said she didn't want that, remember?

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She mentions a fantasy of Sex in a bathtub full of Jello...Not one that you make 50 batches of jello,and pour them into the bathtub....

I inferred from this that the girl meant a bathtub of solid jello.

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(I'm making a face right now thinking about some of the place jello would get.)

That's what I'm saying!!
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2006, 08:12:23 pm »
I'd do more like a whipped cream bathtub. 
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2006, 09:29:02 pm »
I'm going to start with small scale experiments in the Sink at work....My buddy reminded me,that my tub is the old style (non fiber glass),so once I get it cool..it will stay fairly cool...
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2006, 11:55:17 pm »
Has ANYONE consulted Bill Cosby on this subject yet?
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