The "D" word

[YoFuggedaboutit]

As I've told some of you.  Mrs. Tommy and I are getting a divorce.  I think this is happening for the wrong reasons, but so be it.  This is one of the hardest things I've had to go through in my life, but I'll make it. 

Money's gonna be a little tight for me this year, so with the exception of the Vikings game (and that's a big if), count me out for attending Dolphins games.  I will keep in touch with you guys by phone and on here. 

[crazy_scar_man]

you can do better than her man. it's for the best, I'm sure.

good luck bud.

[Denver_Bronco]

Congrats bro. I mean this, seriously. No more nagging, being questioned and some freedom. Bang every woman you can now and enjoy it.

I hope she didn't take too much of the money that you worked for so she can sit home on her lazy ass, while you basically work to maintain her lifestyle.

[YoFuggedaboutit]

Congrats bro. I mean this, seriously. No more nagging, being questioned and some freedom. Bang every woman you can now and enjoy it.

I hope she didn't take too much of the money that you worked for so she can sit home on her lazy ass, while you basically work to maintain her lifestyle.

I know you're just messing around...... but I probably won't even go anywhere near another woman for quite some time.  As for the money, I'll be ok.  I have a good lawyer. 

[Frimp]

When my ex wife left me, I had a booty call lined up the next night. Part of the healing process, but that's another story.

Good luck, and give me a call if you need to talk.

[janetmschulte]

Sorry to hear you are going through such a tough time.  It's hard to hear this stuff now, but it is probably for the best.   Hang in there Tommy. 

[jtex316]

but I probably won't even go anywhere near another woman for quite some time.

At a boy!  They're nothing but trouble.

[YoFuggedaboutit]

At a boy!  They're nothing but trouble.

Absolutely..... the more attatched you get to one, the more it hurts when she goes. 

[Denver_Bronco]

Absolutely..... the more attatched you get to one, the more it hurts when she goes. 

I just sent the girls from the Duke lacrosse house over. Let me know how it goes....

[YoFuggedaboutit]

I just sent the girls from the Duke lacrosse house over. Let me know how it goes....

LOL.  You got me there!!!!

Good news.  I've found a temporary place while deciding on a permanent one, and it's a LOT closer to my job.  Additionally, my lawyer and her lawyer are close to reaching a settlement.  She'll probably end up with the house but also the credit card bills.  I'll walk away with the shirt on my back, but I won't owe anything. 

[Sunstroke]

Absolutely..... the more attatched you get to one, the more it hurts when she goes.

I've always felt that the key is to only remain attached to them for a half hour or so and then you send them home. It never hurts when they go that way...

BTW, and just curious...In the picture above, who is the beefy-armed woman carrying your ex? 

[Phishfan]

I hate to hear this as I am sure it will be tough initially. I am sure everything is going to work out for the best in the end though.

[Househead]

That sucks dude, especially since you have a kid. I wish you the best. She is taking the house...thats rough.....if you decide to get married again, be smart and purchase some insurance (pre-nuptial) beforehand; its the only way to protect you in this day and age.

[Denver_Bronco]

Who got the cat ?

[Dave Gray]

Actually, I think his kid isn't with her.