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YoFuggedaboutit
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« on: May 16, 2006, 12:30:59 am »
You fucking retard!!!!

http://www.ktul.com/news/stories/0506/327946.html
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2006, 04:06:52 am »

Fuckin Idiot...
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2006, 07:48:41 am »
What a jackass.
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2006, 08:15:43 am »
Crackhead!!!!  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2006, 08:21:16 am »
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Charges were filed against Traylor Monday. They include injuring a public building...

I didn't know it was possible to injure a building.  Damage ok, but never actually heard of injuring an inanimate object.  I hope its ok.   Tongue

EDIT:  Wow. I just looked it up,  and "injure" can be used in that way,  strange.  Now I know...   Shocked
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WHAAAAA???

chunkyb
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2006, 09:42:01 am »
This just in...

The building has been air-lifted to Jackson Memorial hospital to treat undisclosed injuries caused by being hit by Keith Traylor.
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Dphins4me
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2006, 02:48:01 pm »
He was simply trying to take the attention away from Miami signing Vick & say "Look he is not so bad"
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2006, 06:29:25 pm »
Quote from: Brian Fein on May 16, 2006, 09:42:01 am
This just in...

The building has been air-lifted to Jackson Memorial hospital to treat undisclosed injuries caused by being hit by Keith Traylor.

This just in...

Jackson Memorial Hospital this afternoon announced that after undergoing two hours of touch and go open-foundation surgery and a triple bypass plumbing procedure, the building has been restored to health and is expected to rejoin the other buildings on its block some time early next week. A spokesman for the hospital's IBCU (intensive building care unit), Jen Kontractur, told reporters "the patient is structurally sound now, and should have no further complications...as long as no other drunken drug-crazed idiots drive into it."
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2006, 06:41:00 pm »
Quote from: Brian Fein on May 16, 2006, 09:42:01 am
This just in...

The building has been air-lifted to Jackson Memorial hospital to treat undisclosed injuries caused by being hit by Keith Traylor.

Quote from: Sunstroke on May 16, 2006, 06:29:25 pm
This just in...

Jackson Memorial Hospital this afternoon announced that after undergoing two hours of touch and go open-foundation surgery and a triple bypass plumbing procedure, the building has been restored to health and is expected to rejoin the other buildings on its block some time early next week. A spokesman for the hospital's IBCU (intensive building care unit), Jen Kontractur, told reporters "the patient is structurally sound now, and should have no further complications...as long as no other drunken drug-crazed idiots drive into it."


Dudes...ya'll just made me lose my mud.  LMFAO   Cheesy
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YoFuggedaboutit
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2006, 08:57:10 pm »
ROFL  *DYIN*
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