Alex Rodriguez

[EDGECRUSHER]

He is the Peyton Manning of baseball. When it's crunch time, go to someone else. Tonight was another example of his shame. I have heard so many nicknames for him the past 2 years and they are all well deserved. Here is a list:

Gay-Rod(naturally)
May-Rod(only produces in the non important months)
Doubleplay-Rod
Vaginal Shame(I made that one up)

[Denver_Bronco]

6-4-3. This is sickening. Same thing, EVERY time.

[SCFinFan]

It's very disheartening to watch. With the exception of that go-ahead bomb off of Schilling a few weeks back, I haven't seen him make an important or noteworthy hit all year. Makes me want to damn wretch. I'd rather have Melky Cabrera stepping in during a crucial at bat than this overpaid jackass.

[jtex316]

Has he EVER made any kind of play, ever in his career?

Derek Jeter, on the other hand, is Mr. Clutch himself.  That's why that guy is beloved and Mr. Yankee himself.  The guy WILL WIN you the game if he's at bat and needs to hit, or can even help to win by defense.

A-Rod just vanishes everytime.

[Spider-Dan]

And yet, he was the AL MVP last year.  How you can be overpaid while winning the MVP is beyond me, but maybe you hold people to a higher standard than I do.

[EDGECRUSHER]

And yet, he was the AL MVP last year.  How you can be overpaid while winning the MVP is beyond me, but maybe you hold people to a higher standard than I do.

Because for the most part he is a compiler. He will do most of his damage against a bad team's middle relief and then in a 4-3 game against a good team will dissapear. Now, I';m not saying he NEVER does anything, just that the time he struck out or grounded into a doubleplay in a crucial point far outweighs whatever positive she has done in those situations.

I believe he is first in GW RBI in the Majors, but that's an overrated stat because if you hit a solo homerun in the first to make it 1-0 and the final score turns out to be 24-0, that's a GW RBI.

Close & Late is a better stat, but even that can have it's flaws.

[Pats2006]

******************Yep your gay!**************
OWNED!!!!!!!

[EDGECRUSHER]

Yeah, good job Jason trying to fight someone with your mask on. Hardcore!!!! 

For all his 9th inning suckage, don't fight Alex Rodriguez unless you are a massive juicer because he will kill you.

[Pats2006]

That fight was the turning point for the Sox that year! Gay-Rod got snuffed in the face the Bill Muler hit the HR that won the game for the Sox off NY's best RP.

But we are talking A-Rod the homo!!

[raptorsfan29]

******************Yep your gay!**************
OWNED!!!!!!!

this is why jays fan hate red sox fans. total disrespect

[MaineDolFan]

I disagree with A Rod.  Yankees don't want him?  I'll take him.  Every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

[Sunstroke]

I disagree with A Rod. Yankees don't want him? I'll take him. Every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

Amen, bruthah! Put Alex in a Padres jersey and I'd dance the happy dance all around my apartment...

[bsfins]

I'd take Alex on the Cubs...I'd take a warm bag of peanuts to play for the Cubs....so that's not saying much.....Hmmmm...A-rod a Cub....never gonna happen...Even if Mark Cuban bought the Cubbies....

[Brian Fein]

I'd dance the happy dance all around my apartment...

Only if you post the video on the web afterwards.  That'd be funny as hell.

[Sunstroke]

Only if you post the video on the web afterwards. That'd be funny as hell.

It's a peppy little jig, full of fist-pumps and booty-slides...with a little Merton Hanks chicken-neck at the turns.