The Miami Dolphins Theme Song

[Frimp]

Jtex must have been shot down by yet another woman. He's pretty pissy today. 

[Sunstroke]

Aside from the fact that the song was popular for about 4 seconds, it makes no fucking sense at all.  The Mrs. does not go whoomp.  She goes "unh" and "oh fuck" and "oh shit please God" and "oooh" and a number of other things and her crazy bod has gone "schlup schulp" and "pfffft" and "gulp gulp" and so on, but there's never been a whoomp.   Ever.  This woman gushes, so I know I'm doing it right, no whoomp.  I've never even heard a porno chick go "whoomp" even if they are faking it, still no whoomp.

Try hitting the Mrs upside the head with a wiffleball bat on the in-stroke, and I think you can get the desired sound effect.

[MaineDolFan]

And please stop with the, "and that's another Miami Dolphins, FIRST DOWN!"   ...Gay.  

Appears someone has never been to another stadium for a game?  This is league wide.  From Seattle to Dallas to Green Bay to New England.

Home team gets a first down and the stadium PA guys always says...

"That's another (insert team here)...FIRST DOWN!"

[Thundergod]

^^^

I did not know that.  hmmm

[BigDaddyFin]

So getting back to the theme song, it's a little outdated, but hey who cares, it's original at least.

Jtex, I would think you would be more sympathetic.  The Giants spent the better part of 30 years wandering in similar darkness, the main difference being you hate our theme song/the 72 undefeated accomplishment (although I must give you props, your guys preserved it and made me a small fortune), and everybody not named Frank Gifford hates Frank Gifford.  The Jets are still wandering in darkness and all they've got is some drunk guy in a fireman hat and a stupid chant that proves they can spell a word with more than three letters.

[DZA]

I hate that dam theme song.  Its so 1960'sss  OMG..  I wanted to put my dam hot dog in my ear when i went to a fin Game an had to listen to that shit.  They need to stop playing it.

[Defense54]

Since I cancelled my season Tickets I've missed it. I still own an original 45 record of it from 1966. 

[Tenshot13]

It's my MySpace song right now

[DolFan619]

It's my MySpace song right now

  I guess that's the reason why Tom won't be your friend.

[BingeBag]

So getting back to the theme song, it's a little outdated, but hey who cares, it's original at least.

I'm almost positive there is/was another team that had the exact same song with the only change in team name.

[Frimp]

I'm almost positive there is/was another team that had the exact same song with the only change in team name.

It was the Oilers. The writer of the song sold it to both teams at the same time without telling the other team. Houston got rid of it after a few years, I believe.

[NADS]

It was the Oilers. The writer of the song sold it to both teams at the same time without telling the other team. Houston got rid of it after a few years, I believe.

Check out the big brain on Frimp...nice catch.

It could be worse.  You could be like the Buffalo Bills and just rip off someone else's song altogether. 

The Bills make me wanna shout?  Give me a fuckin break.   

Had to listen to that damn song about a million times when we lost 44-34 in the playoffs but I did see Marino score a rushing TD.  The Bills make me want to stab someone in the face and, yet again, Jim Kelly should die of gonorrhea and burn in Hell.

I wasn't asking for a lame rip off of Mony Mony, I want an update of the same song. 

Fucking hilarious. 

I went with lame for the old Fins song with a 50% chance of gay--much like a Jtex post.