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dolphins4life
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« on: March 18, 2010, 12:56:12 pm »
Since I don't consume alcohol, I save a lot more of my earnings then most college students.  I think I want to invest.

How much should I start out with and how do I go about doing it?

I'm a rookie, give me some starting advice?
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 01:06:53 pm »

I remember when I first started investing... I took $500 and bought my first midget "working girl." I found some prime real estate where she could ply her sex trade (and that I could defend), and "Bubba's House of Midget Bliss" was officially in business. It took a couple of weeks, but soon we added two more midgets, set them up with their own territories, and within a couple more weeks, the revenue was rolling in faster than a tourist could say "thank you, my little angel."

I'm considering spinning off a new company underneath Bubba's umbrella, and have the new entity focus on using pre-op transsexuals instead of midgets. Currently considering name brands for this new company , but I'm leaning toward "Fucking Confused."
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2010, 01:22:58 pm »
Yep.  You definitely are a sick individual.  Kiss

 Grin Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2024, 11:41:31 am »
Gravedig, but I regret not seeing this/commenting all that time ago.

May I asked what you did D4L?

I've recently done an investment overhaul, so it's on the brain.
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2024, 12:58:23 pm »
I thought this was current until I saw Defensa54
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