Maine reviews the movies: "Must Love Dogs."

[MaineDolFan]

I wish I could use my wife as an excuse, but I really dig cheesy chick flicks.  For one - the lead actress is almost always hot.  Two - I'm not huge on movies like "The Transporter."  Does nothing for me.

So the wife added "Must Love Dogs" to the cue on our Netflix account.  Watched it last night.

I won't even review it.  Terrible.  Awful.  Poorly written.  John Cusack (who will be forever Floyd) is an actor I normally enjoy.  He slept walked through this movie.  Diane Lane, who is very fun to look at was boring.

Give me "Unfaithful" every time.  Arg.  This movie sucked.

Rating:  not even worth one.  Below F.

However - Diane Lane is still hot.

[Ryan]

I really dig cheesy chick flicks.

Do you know how I know that you're gay?

[SCFinFan]

Maine, I'm definitely with you on your comments about Ms. Lane. What did you think of "Unfaithful"? I loved that shit.

[Dave Gray]

I don't have any interest in Unfaithful.  I don't like cheating...it wigs me out.  As for Must Love Dogs, I've heard pretty good things (for a chick flick), and was figuring I'd have to see it at some point, as my role as a boyfriend.  Sorry to hear that it sucks.

[MaineDolFan]

I don't have any interest in Unfaithful. I don't like cheating...

Well - I'm not big on mass murder, but I understand that Saw I and II were ONLY MOVIES.

So, in that context, "Unfaithful" was (ready?) ONLY A MOVIE.  One in which Diane Lane is naked and gets the all mighty boots put to her.

[MaineDolFan]

Do you know how I know that you're gay?

Let's see.  Could it be because I'm married to a beautiful lady with a child on the way?  No, that couldn't be it.  Maybe it's my obsession with Catherine Bell?  I mean nothing screams "he's gay" like a guy that loves a chick with huge breasts.  Or maybe it's the picture of Diane Lane I posted?  Or maybe it's just my 6'3 / 225 pound frame that is the defending mixed martial arts fighting champion in my state (heavy weight)?

THAT must be it.  Because I enjoy fighting in a controlled arena.  You've got me pegged.

Yes, I'm gay - because I like chick flicks.

[AZ Fins Fan 55]

Guess I am gay too then......I admitted in one of our other threads that I dig sappy chick flicks!!!!!

[crazy_scar_man]

i loved this movie